Post a random fact about yourself.

@torunn said
How much would you need?

When I was young we used to have family Christmas gatherings. On one occasion, my Uncle Collin was being his ever boisterous self. I loved him for it because he made me laugh. Pretty confident all the adults hated him. This was clearly demonstrated one Christmas Eve when Uncle Collin, smoking a pipe he’d just lit with strike anywhere matches, burst into flames.

My Uncle had secured his box of matches in his shirt pocket underneath his Christmas sweater. He’d been laughing hysterically at one of his own jokes and slapping himself on the chest such was his hilarity. Anyway, this activity ignited the matches and his chest burst into flame quite spectacularly.

My Dad and Uncle John put him out with pints of beer and pats, disguised as sharp jabs, to the chest. I was enthralled by the whole ordeal.

I have 14 scars.
Four scars from three operations.
Three jelly-fish encounters.
Two bites; one dog, one ex-gf.
One skiing accident
One swimming accident.
One drunken fall down a cliff in Greece.
One carbuncle.
One TB inoculation.
Glassed. (by ex gf)

No problem identifying my body!

@great-big-stees said
I am a man of simple needs...let’s say $5.00 CDNA.🤔

@torunn said
A man with simple needs is a happy man.

@Hand-of-Hecate
thank you for laughter on a sad day

@very-rusty said
Especially if he can find a partner with the same simple needs. 😉

-VR

@torunn said
We always hope to find our match, don't we?

@very-rusty said
I was lucky twice in having done just that! 😉

-VR

@rookie54 said
@Hand-of-Hecate
thank you for laughter on a sad day

what's that stuck on my boot???

dammit that stinks

@hand-of-hecate said
I live to serve.

@hand-of-hecate said
I live to serve.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I live to be served.