Postcard from a whale

@kevin-eleven said
Just got a postcard from a whale -- could anyone tell me what it says? I didn't even know they could write.

@the-gravedigger said
The ink has smudged.

Dearest Kevin,
You know those plastic binders that hold beer six-packs together end up in the oceans? Well one of yours got stuck in my blowhole sinuses. I had to wait for Green Peace, and then act strange and get their attention. They loaded me up, took me 800 miles away to San Diego, where the only whale sinus doctor in the Western hemisphere is located. He treated me and they released me a week later.
I'm not writing to scold you in as much to ask an odd request, toss a binder with a beer left in it again. I'd never had beer before, I really liked it. Now I know to spit it all out after I bite and drain.
Kindest regards
Richard "Dick" Sperm
P. S.
Thank you for doing your part in making this planet a better place.