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huckleberryhound
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Originally posted by duecer
recent biblical revelations have led me to believe the the end is imminant. I've begun storing can goods, water purifiers and toilet paper. I have a bit of a dilemna though. I've been looking for specimen bottles to store my urine in, so far I havn't been able to find the bulk supplier zi so desparately need. Any help would be appreciated🙂
Pardon me,but i have to ask. . . If it's the end, why would you need to contain your urine in plastic containers? Archealogical reasons?

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duecer
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Originally posted by voltaire
imminant
pedants will not be welcome in my fortress of solitude😠

cashthetrash
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Originally posted by duecer
pedants will not be welcome in my fortress of solitude😠
If it's the end, will there still be bratwurst?

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
If it's the end, will there still be bratwurst?
No one knows the end but God.

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Originally posted by daniel58
No one knows the end but God.
Does god have anything against bratwurst? I'd hate to think the paradise that awaits me is devoid of bratwurst.

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Originally posted by duecer
glass is expensive (and heavy), though I could probably get a days worth of urine in a single jar. hmmmmm...I'll add that as a backup plan
don't drink anything...problem solved!

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Originally posted by duecer
recent biblical revelations have led me to believe the the end is imminant. I've begun storing can goods, water purifiers and toilet paper. I have a bit of a dilemna though. I've been looking for specimen bottles to store my urine in, so far I havn't been able to find the bulk supplier zi so desparately need. Any help would be appreciated🙂
Why store?

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Originally posted by voltaire
imminant
never mind 😕

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Originally posted by Starrman
Does god have anything against bratwurst? I'd hate to think the paradise that awaits me is devoid of bratwurst.
God doesn't have anything against it, you will be completely happy in Heaven.

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Originally posted by daniel58
No one knows the end but God.
Pfft, God didn't know the Earth was 4 billion plus years old, round, and He totally forgot dinosaurs.... you expect me to believe he knows how it will end?

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Very Rusty
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Originally posted by daniel58
God doesn't have anything against it, you will be completely happy in Heaven.
It is pretty safe to say these guys will not be converted.

We can still pray for their souls just the same. 😉

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Originally posted by daniel58
No one knows the end but God.
shhhh! you'll blow my cover

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Originally posted by duecer
I've been looking for specimen bottles to store my urine in, so far I havn't been able to find the bulk supplier zi so desparately need. Any help would be appreciated🙂
I use this recipient:
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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Pfft, God didn't know the Earth was 4 billion plus years old, round, and He totally forgot dinosaurs.... you expect me to believe he knows how it will end?

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He didn't or He doesn't? Who said He didn't know it was round? Forgot? He knows everything.

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