Questions that keep you up at night

@fmf said
The same reason as they put the braille on the joysticks of large passenger aeroplanes.

Are you referring to the sidesticks in Airbus planes, notably the A320?

@suzianne said
Are you referring to the sidesticks in Airbus planes, notably the A320?

No. The joysticks that all aeroplanes have.

@fmf said
No. The joysticks that all aeroplanes have.

Please locate these for me on a Boeing 747.

@suzianne said
Please locate these for me on a Boeing 747.

Why?

-Removed-

Braille is the answer.

@fmf said
In case drivers needing to withdraw cash are blind?

I have taught my faithful hound to drive me home from the pub when I am a bit squiffy. (My car is an automatic so no skill involved). Where I live the roads are quiet at night, and I get a taxi if its an afternoon session.
Do I now have to teach said hound to read braille in case I run out of cash while in the pub?

@the-gravedigger said
I have taught my faithful hound to drive me home from the pub when I am a bit squiffy. (My car is an automatic so no skill involved). Where I live the roads are quiet at night, and I get a taxi if its an afternoon session.
Do I now have to teach said hound to read braille in case I run out of cash while in the pub?

Aeroplanes have autopilots. Better than a car. The dog could sit in the first officer's seat and work on its braille.

@the-gravedigger said
I have taught my faithful hound to drive me home from the pub when I am a bit squiffy. (My car is an automatic so no skill involved). Where I live the roads are quiet at night, and I get a taxi if its an afternoon session.
Do I now have to teach said hound to read braille in case I run out of cash while in the pub?

Teach your hound to blog, run a YouTube channel, and take paid surveys, so it has multiple income streams.

@kevin-eleven said
Teach your hound to blog, run a YouTube channel, and take paid surveys, so it has multiple income streams.

Outstanding suggestion. I will start him in the morning.

@fmf said
Why?

Because your assertion is full of crap?

@suzianne said
Because your assertion is full of crap?

Which assertion?

I haven't said a single thing on this thread that isn't completely tongue in cheek/surreal.

Whoosh

@rookie54 said
if flat earth fought young earth would the anti vaxx win?

Do flat earthers live all around the earth, or can they only be found in the four corners of the earth.