16 Jun 19
@ghost-of-a-duke saidHe tunes it into Radio 2 and listens to Jeremy Swine.
As an aside, why was your radio made out of ham?
16 Jun 19
@ghost-of-a-duke saidWell, that would depend on who is in the passenger seat (my mother in law for example)
Would you believe it, now your hypothetical (non-inhabited) car is on fire!!! Quick, what 3 things are you gonna grab?!
1. Dashboard dinosaur.
2. Documents.
3. Sunglasses.
1. The keys (so that I could automatically lock the doors once I've jumped out)
2. Fire extinguisher (she might try to use it)
3. My cell phone (to take happy snaps while she screams, fries and sizzles).
