Originally posted by johnnylongwoody“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
DO me, oh do me.
A mother took her daughter to the doctor.
She's 16 now the mother said, I want her to go on the pill.
The doctor looked at the daughter and he asked her,
are you sexually active?
No she replied, normally I just lie there.
George Carlin