Originally posted by Bosse de NageThere's no earthly way of knowing
They swivel ever faster as they pipe, until their kilts spread out horizontally and they float above the green.
Which direction they are going!
There's no knowing where they're rowing,
Or which way they river's flowing!
Not a speck of light is showing,
So the danger must be growing,
For the rowers keep on rowing,
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing...