Real men don't.....

@chaney3 said
Wear sandals.

What else?

@ghost-of-a-duke said
A real man will wear pink sandals, if he feels like wearing pink sandals.

@kevin-eleven said
I agree, which is why I wear flip-flops.

@chaney3 said
He will likely get beat up.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
There is nothing 'real' about anybody if they are not comfortable in their own skin or worry too much about what other people think.

@chaney3 said
Flip-flops are only for women.

Edit: gay men wear flip flops.

@chaney3 said
Real men don't defend their right to wear pink.

@fmf said
The way the thong splits the big toe and second toe, pushes them apart slightly, is analogous to spreading the legs and exposing the genitals which men, genetically predisposed to being knights in armour and sword fighting, will instinctively eschew. It's OK for the thong to split and spread the big toe and second toe for women as it is analogous to mating activity and impregnation.

@chaney3 said
When women wear flip flops, it's sexy.
For men, it's gay.
Sorry.

@chaney3 said
When women wear flip flops, it's sexy.
For men, it's gay.
Sorry.

@chaney3 said
Real men don't wear pink.

@booger said
Your avatar is pink.

@booger said
Your avatar is pink.

@fmf said
The website has emasculated him, perhaps.

Real men don't do dishes, or laundry.
That's for appreciative women.