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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Josh's pats local bully on the head and gives him a lolly pop *local bully* Thanks! *Josh* Welcome, now go fetch me some soda. *local bully* OK! *Josh, hehe, give them candy and they become your slaves. *Tall Guy yells down the street* HEY!! Get back here with my shoes! *Josh turns around and see's tall guy kicking local bully in the face* *Josh* Dang, not again......
tall guy : " i can't believe it i give you my trust and then you push me down and try to nick my shoes...i'm never going to trust you again."

josh : ( panting after running over)"hey dude calm it...we really need to sort these issues out. how about we meet up and talk about it so we can try and get around bully's seeming endless attempts to pi*s people off. how about tonight at 21:00 GMT?

tall guy : ( with a smug smile on his face)" sorry i can't i've got a hot date with blonde girl at that new restaurant downtown. how about tomorrow at 7?

bully : " sounds fine"

josh : " yep...thats good....now in the mean time bully you've got to promise me that you do nothing wrong otherwise me, tall guy and blonde girl will never talk to you again...ever!

bully : " ok i promise"

tall guy : " k guys i got to go and get ready for this date...man am i looking forward to it...don't get yourself in trouble now bully.

fred

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Josh walks down the street with bagel and beer in hand. Tall guy wants part of the bagel but Josh yells and Tall guy runs in the other directiong to get his own bagel. Hmmmm, bagel!

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Josh walks down the street with bagel and beer in hand. Tall guy wants part of the bagel but Josh yells and Tall guy runs in the other directiong to get his own bagel. Hmmmm, bagel!

local bully: hey josh look at what i found in your pocket! (he shows him the cash he just took out of josh's pocket)

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Ohh, money, cool (takes the money from local bully).*Josh* Guess it's my lucky day! (gives local bully 5$ then tells him to fetch him the newspaper).

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Ohh, money, cool (takes the money from local bully).*Josh* Guess it's my lucky day! (gives local bully 5$ then tells him to fetch him the newspaper).
local bully: ( claiming not to be stupid he deviously take the 5$ bill and go's to the local newsagents and walks to the desk

local bully: i would like to have a newspaper please and (takes a bagel out of the the bakery section and puts it on the counter)

local bully: thankyou ( and walkso ut without getting the newspaper and eating a bagel that he never even payed for!) the tall guy seeing this bagel in the local bull'y hand runs's over ignoring his girlfriend as there walking back fro there meal and ................................... fred if your there


thats me for the night see you guys tommorow night 🙂

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Originally posted by Blobby
local bully: ( claiming not to be stupid he deviously take the 5$ bill and go's to the local newsagents and walks to the desk

local bully: i would like to have a newspaper please and (takes a bagel out of the the bakery section and puts it on the counter)

local bully: thankyou ( and walkso ut without getting the newspaper and eating a bagel that he nev ...[text shortened]... ............... fred if your there


thats me for the night see you guys tommorow night 🙂
asks for a bite before jogging back over to blonde girl at which point he pecks her on the cheek and takes her into the posh restaurant.

fred

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
asks for a bite before jogging back over to blonde girl at which point he pecks her on the cheek and takes her into the posh restaurant.

fred
the next day, after tall guy and blonde girls date, tall guy and josh are talking in the hallway.

josh " so i was talking to the bully yesterday and i offered him $5 to go get me a bagel but instead he nicked the money i really think this town is going downhill.

tall guy " yea i saw him do that, but i thought it was his and so i just asked for a bite...sorry mate. can i come in and watch tv...after all you said i could..what with you nicking my newspaper everyday"

josh " sure bud, lets go in, you want a coffee?"

tall guy " yea sure please"

ork " woof"

josh " so whats been going on with you??"

tall guy " its all good, been seeing a lot of blonde girl, i really like her and i think the feeling is mutual 😉.

josh " yea she is really nice, i wish i could get a catch like that"

tall guy " don't get any ideas mate 🙂"

josh " nah i didnt mean it like that its just that i've always wnted a really nice girl to settle down with"

tall guy" well why dont we go out to that club downtown and see if you can't pick up a lady friend...i could bring along blonde girl so that i got to know her better. what do ya say?"

josh " yeah great idea...shall i meet you and blonde girl at your place at around 8?

tall guy " sounds good to me, see you there"

your turn now angie or josh.

fred

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
the next day, after tall guy and blonde girls date, tall guy and josh are talking in the hallway.

josh " so i was talking to the bully yesterday and i offered him $5 to go get me a bagel but instead he nicked the money i really think this town is going downhill.

tall guy " yea i saw him do that, but i thought it was his and so i just asked for a ...[text shortened]... nd 8?

tall guy " sounds good to me, see you there"

your turn now angie or josh.

fred
anyone???

fred

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I'll write one later. Somebody other then angie can do one aswell they just have to remember not to use the josh, tall guy, or blonde girl in a physical sense (I mean like they're talking with tall guy or blonde girl, you can use them like you were talking about them just not to them).

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i'll be on l8er

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