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19 May 07
Originally posted by shortcircuitNow that was funnneeeee!!
I attended a party this past weekend.
After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an
attractive woman (standing alone) across the room. When I approached and
asked her name, she coyly replied... "Carmen."
Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with
"That's a beautiful name, is it a family ...[text shortened]... - cars and men."
Then she asked, "What's your name?"
"Golftits," I replied.