Originally posted by RussMe and hopscotch could arrange a sponge bath at the guttersnipe club house for you . (It's safe now , we've taken darv's camera from him .)
Head now shaved (thanks wife) and a fridge full of cheap French beer...(thanks Tesco).
Still need a shave and a shower though...
-Russ
PS - En Passant is what happens when you drink too much while playing . You 'En Passant' your pants in front of your opponent . It's french for passing in your pants .
I like the idea of a Russ appreciation day but there are a few things I'd like to see happen first.
1. For a players first game on the site and their first game as a subsciber, I think they should get complimentary mints at their board.
2. For winning a tournament a player should get a coupon for 10 $ off their next haircut.
3. Russ has to dance at the next RHP new years party at Darv's place.
4. Russ must find someone to make a daily RHP cartoon to be viewed by any subscriber.
5. I nice cafeteria would be nice instead of that cardboard hut you call a sandwich shack.
6. A better/more drinking fountains, I still haven't found the one that there's supposed to be in the Sieges hall.
Josh
Originally posted by GalaxyShieldDammit Josh ! We're spose to wait with all of the demands until after he's all buttered up and thinks we actually like him . You need some serious sucking up lessons , son .
I like the idea of a Russ appreciation day but there are a few things I'd like to see happen first.
1. For a players first game on the site and their first game as a subsciber, I think they should get complimentary mints at their board.
2. For winning a tournament a player should get a coupon for 10 $ off their next haircut.
3. Russ has to dan ...[text shortened]... s, I still haven't found the one that there's supposed to be in the Sieges hall.
Josh
Originally posted by Moldy CrowIsn't it just better to have him slightly sucked up to because once he finds out that we're only pretending to like him then ask him for stuff and knows we were buttering him up it won't work next year. That's why the asking for stuff comes earlier on so we can compile a list for next year.
Dammit Josh ! We're spose to wait with all of the demands until after he's all buttered up and thinks we actually like him . You need some serious sucking up lessons , son .
Josh
Every day should be Russ and Chrismo Appreciation Day. Guys, could i have a free 100 year subscription?
EDIT: I realise now that that is a totally unreasonable request, and i'm unlikely to need all of it anyway. 60 years should do it, ta.
EDIT: Did i mention you guys are totally wonderful human beings? How about making it one of those 'in perpetuity' things, so i can bequeath it to my kids, should i ever have any?
Originally posted by dfm65u suck
Every day should be Russ and Chrismo Appreciation Day. Guys, could i have a free 100 year subscription?
EDIT: I realise now that that is a totally unreasonable request, and i'm unlikely to need all of it anyway. 60 years should do it, ta.
EDIT: Did i mention you guys are totally wonderful human beings? How about making it one of those 'in perpetuity' things, so i can bequeath it to my kids, should i ever have any?
up?