Russ's favourite deodorant

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

General

13 Dec 14

redbadger

Suzzie says Badger

is Racist Bastard

Joined: 09 Jun 14
Moves: 10079

15 Dec 14

Originally posted by Seitse
My take is Old Spice.

the smell of Napalm in the morning, a dusting of agent orange.

Suzianne

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

Joined: 08 Aug 03
Moves: 37443

15 Dec 14

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Secret

Hey, Secret is a good product.

An anti-perspirant that doesn't make you smell like a longshoreman, what a concept...

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

15 Dec 14

1 edit

Originally posted by Suzianne
Hey, Secret is a good product.

Using Secret in your armpits is like using
Lysol douches in your hoo haa.

Suzianne

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

Joined: 08 Aug 03
Moves: 37443

16 Dec 14

Originally posted by Seitse
Using Secret in your armpits is like using
Lysol douches in your hoo haa.

Ummmm, no. No, it isn't.

Not even close.

Mammy Blue

Delicious Monster...

Joined: 17 Sep 10
Moves: 74981

16 Dec 14

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Ain't your nick an old Ozark Mountain Daredevils song?? 😕

Charisma 😀

Shallow Blue

Joined: 18 Jan 07
Moves: 12477

16 Dec 14

Originally posted by Seitse
Using Secret in your armpits is like using
Lysol douches in your hoo haa.

Calling your vagina your "hoo haa" is like calling your autobiography "my bookie-wook".

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

16 Dec 14

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Calling your vagina your "hoo haa" is like calling your autobiography "my bookie-wook".

I don't call my vagina any names. Suzi's is a whole different issue.

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

Joined: 21 Aug 04
Moves: 55993

17 Dec 14

Originally posted by redbadger
the faint smell of the cash rolling in.

Gold Spice?

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

Joined: 22 Apr 05
Moves: 671450

18 Dec 14

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
A witch! A witch! A witch! We found a witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! We have found a witch. May we burn her?
- How do you know she is a witch
- She looks like one.
- Bring her forward.
- I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch !
- But you are dressed as one.
- They dressed me like this. - No, we didn't.
- And this isn't my nose. It's a false ...[text shortened]... duck.
- We shaIl use my largest scales.
- Burn the witch !
- Remove the supports!
- A witch!

This post has made it to page one in the recommended threads...an uncommon ocurence.

Congratulations

redbadger