Originally posted by NordlysAnd I would welcome that pain if it meant a chance to show you my appreciation. Like young Jamal jumping into a pile of feces to get the autograph of his favourite filmstar (Slumdog Millionaire) - this I would do to squeeze the living ---- out of you!
I would certainly hurt you if you'd try.
Originally posted by darvlayMy jaw is disengaged. Come on in.
I don't know if Noodles is sexy but she is certainly adorable and squeezy huggable. She's one of those things that are so cute, you just want to squeeze until it hurts. That's how I feel about Noodles.
Sexy?
That has to go to SJ247. No contest.
I still dream of slopping her up in my batter and deep frying her in the oils of my love like a fresh ...[text shortened]... istening lemon juice and sticky mayonaisse, then shove as much of her into my mouth as I can.