Sheesha or fish tank?

Originally posted by Seitse
Again confusing our mothers, John?

My name isn't John. You're obviously confusing me with your cousin.

Originally posted by Iron Monkey
My name isn't John. You're obviously confusing me with your cousin.

Amanda? Is that you for real?!?! 😲

Originally posted by Seitse
Amanda? Is that you for real?!?! 😲

No, i'm not your other cousin Amanda Hugankiss either.

Originally posted by Iron Monkey
No, i'm not your other cousin Amanda Hugankiss either.

So the sex change procedure is not complete yet, uh?

No worries, the family supports you. We'll keep raising funds for it.

😉

Originally posted by Seitse
So the sex change procedure is not complete yet, uh?

No worries, the family supports you. We'll keep raising funds for it.

😉

So, did you decide for the goldfish or the bong?

Originally posted by Iron Monkey
So, did you decide for the goldfish or the bong?

None... yet.

I think the bong with a fish in it is becoming a sound option.

Originally posted by Lukerik
It's the Egyptian word for argeela. It's a contraption like a hooka but for smoking a kind of flavoured tobacco rather than opium. Great stuff.

I thought hookahs were for tobacco.

If you're talking about a tobacco hookah, Seitse, let me tell you...they are fun. The nicotine rush is intense. However tobacco is a stimulant. It won't help you get to sleep.

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Kenyan. A Kenyan baby is the flavor of the month.

🙂

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Cos Chinese babes keep you awake all night too! 😛

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Off the back of a lorry? 😉

Or from underneath even? 😛

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I have a young, blond British girl that I can get you a good deal on. She has a small defect in her eye, but some people think that makes her more unique and charming.

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Lithuanian?

By the unit or by the kilo?!