Sicilian Smaug

Originally posted by yo its me
I guess your wife asked you to buy some tarton paint didn't she! 😵

Originally posted by Rene-Claude
Well, there you go; proof if proof were needed.

😉

Originally posted by Rene-Claude
How did you know that? It's uncanny.

😀

Originally posted by Rene-Claude
Why don't you throw in a left-handed screwdriver, just for fun.

🙂

Just to let you know how fair I am... Ill chalk some points up for women.

They are smooth. (except for those euro chicks)
They have soft boobies
They can swallow stuff that we guys cant even begin to think about.

Originally posted by yo its me
Now look babe if cars were something I was interested in (and to be honest they aren't becasue they have a function, and that's it) then I would be an expert in all things carey

Originally posted by yo its me
arrh Women are physicic ya know

Originally posted by epic0002

They are smooth. (except for those euro chicks)
.

Originally posted by Nowakowski
now look muffin, only half that list is cars 😕

Originally posted by yo its me
arrh Women are physicic ya know

Originally posted by Nordlys
Do you have any vices?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Do you have any vices?

Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I met this dancer in germany last week and I can say 100% that she did not have a single bit of body hair anywhere.... best 60 euros I ever spent!!

Originally posted by yo its me
No hair on her head? Man that's just horrid!

Originally posted by Rene-Claude
I have one on the bench in my garage.