Ska

Originally posted by zambony
Ever heard of a band called Chicago. In my opinion, they were a very good band.

Ok, that's not really ska, but just for you:

* Wiggling my hips, pouting my lips and pointing right at you *

If you leave me now, you take away the biggest part of me,
O-oo-ooooo-oo no, baby please don't go

* I'm doing the nasty dance here. My fat squabbling violently as I
move my hips in a hunky kind of movement. My beard growing from my
toes to my... chin, butt naked with the Vaseline ready in my hand *

If you leave me now, you take away the very heart of me,
O-oo-oooo-oo no, baby please don't go

Disclaimer This post is supposed to be funny. It's not insulting
in any way, nor does it reflect my true self (I'm way more distant).

A love like ours

* doing the flip *

is love that's hard to find

* doing the flop *

How could we leeeet it slip awaaay?..