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Originally posted by mokko
Not the breakfast of champions.
But do you eat your red ones last?

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HEY!

Who's the one who ate the smarties for breakfast?????

I believe it was ME.

Yes, that's right ME. And I don't mind telling you I'm feeling just a little bit smarter now too, so watch out.

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Originally posted by Canadaguy
But do you eat your red ones last?
No, that's where you mess up. Eating the red ones last won't make you smarter. It neutralizes the effect.

The red ones must be devoured straight away.

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OUTRAGEOUS!!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4276553.stm



The darkest moment in our nation's history.
Bob Ross, UK

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Originally posted by wucky3
OUTRAGEOUS!!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4276553.stm



The darkest moment in our nation's history.
Bob Ross, UK
What? I've never seen smarties sold in a tube! We get them in a flat rectangular box? I now feel I've been missing out somehow. 😞

I want tube smarties. Gotta go write a letter now.

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Originally posted by wucky3
OUTRAGEOUS!!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4276553.stm



The darkest moment in our nation's history.
Bob Ross, UK
And how, we ask, are we ever going to be able to POP the end out like a bazooka with this new design?'. This will strip away part of my child hood. It will take away another sweet memory. I can understand how people grow more cynical as they grow older now. 😠

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Originally posted by mokko
What? I've never seen smarties sold in a tube! We get them in a flat rectangular box? I now feel I've been missing out somehow. 😞

I want tube smarties. Gotta go write a letter now.
You're kidding me!!!!!

So you can't unflip the lid and see what letter you have underneath?

You've been blagged

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
And how, we ask, are we ever going to be able to POP the end out like a bazooka with this new design?'. This will strip away part of my child hood. It will take away another sweet memory. I can understand how people grow more cynical as they grow older now. 😠
I think enough people complained to bring this fiendish plan to a halt...thank god!

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Originally posted by mokko
What? I've never seen smarties sold in a tube! We get them in a flat rectangular box? I now feel I've been missing out somehow. 😞

I want tube smarties. Gotta go write a letter now.
You don't know what you've been missing dude. Imagine it! An air tight tube with a plastic bung in the end. lace it on the palm of your hand and point the tube at whatever you want to hit. Then slap the tube with a downward thrust and watch it fly. Great stuff!!! 😵

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
You don't know what you've been missing dude. Imagine it! An air tight tube with a plastic bung in the end. lace it on the palm of your hand and point the tube at whatever you want to hit. Then slap the tube with a downward thrust and watch it fly. Great stuff!!! 😵
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The best bit about the old tube with the plastic end was always when the tube was empty. You eat the Smarties with relish (the orange ones last of course!), then put the top back on the tube, rest it on a surface, and bang the edge of your hand down hard about half way along the tube, to see how far you can fire the plastic top.

That really was always one of the best bits of Smarties, and in fact in my thirties I still do it!

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I feel sooooo ripped off!

All these years!

I've been robbed of the true smartie experience!

I'll sue and make millions........

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Originally posted by wucky3
OUTRAGEOUS!!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4276553.stm



The darkest moment in our nation's history.
Bob Ross, UK
That's tragic. :'( They always came in tubes in Germany, too, and I loved the tubes. Here I can't get smarties at all, though. 😞 They only have "non-stops", which come in bags. <gasp>

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Originally posted by Nordlys
That's tragic. :'( They always came in tubes in Germany, too, and I loved the tubes. Here I can't get smarties at all, though. 😞 They only have "non-stops", which come in bags. <gasp>
boxes? bags? I want addresses now!! You haven't lived!

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I think we should have a whip round and buy an old fasioned tube o smarties just for mokko and send it to him by pony express. then at least he can have a true fee lof what smarties were all about. Just for once, go on, just this one time. 🙄

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http://www.nestle.ca/en/Products/Browse_by_Brand/Smarties.htm?view=CatView

This is what I get my smarties in, a boring, rectangular, cardboard box.

:'(

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