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Originally posted by Rene Claude
This is a malapropism not a spoonerism which is quite different.
(Mrs Malaprop by the way)

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It is a spoonerism and not a malapropism.

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Originally posted by Ponderable
I wanted to cracka chemist joke but all good ones Argon.
True story.

My high school chemistry teacher:

"Does anyone know what a retort is?"

(Silence)

Teacher: It's a snappy comeback! (cracks up at his snappy comeback)

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
It is a spoonerism and not a malapropism.
I disagree

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Originally posted by Rene Claude
I disagree

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You cannot.

a spoonerism transposes the initial sounds of two words.
e.g. "keys and parrots" for "peas and carrots"

a malapropism is the mistaken use of a word in place of a similar-sounding one
e.g. "We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile" (hostage
courtesy of GW Bush

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
You cannot.

a spoonerism transposes the initial sounds of two words.
e.g. "keys and parrots" for "peas and carrots"

a malapropism is the mistaken use of a word in place of a similar-sounding one
e.g. "We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile" (hostage
courtesy of GW Bush
Yes I can, even if I am in error!

You are correct, of course. My thuddled minking is a consequence of old rage.

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Originally posted by Rene Claude
Yes I can, even if I am in error!

You are correct, of course. My thuddled minking is a consequence of old rage.

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LOL
I'm just a pedantic old git!

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RE malapropisms: "Oops, I nearly renunciated myself." (--Norm Crosby)

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Sod gave the Queen.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Keys and Parrots (for peas and carrots, thanks to Mrs. Malapropos). Nice thread.....

Originally posted by Rene Claude
This is a malapropism not a spoonerism which is quite different.
(Mrs Malaprop by the way)

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It is a spoonerism. A malapropism is the use of an incorrect word or words in place of a similar sounding word that results in a nonsensical expression.

An example: Alice said she couldn't eat crabs or any other crushed Asians. (crustaceans) πŸ˜‰

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I know my correction is not the first, but I couldn't resist the temptation of coming to Bobby's defense.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
I know my correction is not the first, but I couldn't resist the temptation of coming to Bobby's defense.
I think Bobby can cake tear of himself.

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Originally posted by moonbus
I think Bobby can cake tear of himself.
I know, but we old-timers have to stick to get her.

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the smoker you are the eater you drink

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"And, the classic: 'Mardon me padom, you are occupewing my pie. May I sew you to another sheet?'"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/booknews/10194552/The-best-Spoonerisms.html

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