16 Jul 07
a traffic sign. a painting from a pub's wall, which was screwed into the wall.
a roadwork fence with a light chained to it. never could really remember where we got it from. I hope nobody fell into an open manhole or anything. which actually happened to my father once, so I guess I just got even with the universe...
16 Jul 07
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Originally posted by rbmorrisThe Tower of Pisa. They tried to make me put it back, but I didn't do a very good job.
Do you like to take things that aren't yours? Of course you do, you wrongheaded rapscallion!
Ever been caught?
What's the largest, most bizarre, stupid or valuable thing you've ever stolen?
Seriously, a rare roll of tape here and there from the office is the extent of my thievery.
16 Jul 07
Originally posted by pawnhandlerA friend and I stole a case of cookies off the Keebler truck in high school. We worked at a furniture store that was next to a grocery store. So we got to timing how long the Keebler guy would be in the store. We misseed him at the first store and caught up with him at another just down the alley. My friend pulled up and I bailed out. Hopped into the truck and grabbed the first carton I could. As I was running to the car I looked at what I had took and they were these crummy crackers. So I wheeled around and headed back for the truck. My friend shouts out "Jeezus Christ Frank, don't get pickey!" So I jumped back in the truck and got a carton of Keebler wafers. I still laugh about in when I think of it. We had so many cookies we couldn't give them away!
The Tower of Pisa. They tried to make me put it back, but I didn't do a very good job.
Seriously, a rare roll of tape here and there from the office is the extent of my thievery.
16 Jul 07
I and some drunken friends stole an old shrimp boat . (Cuba) Took it out about 100 yards and it along with our cases of beer began to sink. Need I say more. Neptune got drunk and we damn near drown getting back to shore. Fortunately all survived and we were never caught or punished. Except for losing our beer. And who knows, if that hadn,t happened, we might have been stood against a wall and shot.