13 Aug 09
Originally posted by dueceri have a pineapple and two watermelons in my pocket,
is that a banana in yer ear?
i keep some grapes and a strawberry tucked inside a locket...
you may wonder bout my fetish,
az i stuff my mouth wit lettuce,
but never git behind my mushroom powered rocket...
rookie
14 Aug 09
Originally posted by rookie54I'll fold 😞
i have a pineapple and two watermelons in my pocket,
i keep some grapes and a strawberry tucked inside a locket...
you may wonder bout my fetish,
az i stuff my mouth wit lettuce,
but never git behind my mushroom powered rocket...
rookie
14 Aug 09
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Originally posted by rookie54That was so gay I feel like thrusting my pelvic region against your cheek bones
tape, slime, and superglue,
olde bubblegum upon yer shoes...
az sticky az three day olde molasses...
or honey smeared right on yer glasses...
az stinky az baby diaper poo,
when ya git too close,
this thread iz gonna stick on you...
rookie
- epic
14 Aug 09
Originally posted by coquetteOur telephone poles are made of wood.
Of course ice is sticky. Didn't your mom tell you not to put your tongue on a telephone pole when it's freezing outside?
I did get mine stuck to the cross bar on the handlebars of my bike while riding during the wintertime when I was a kid.
That was hard to steer to get home, although I didn't make it before I ripped quite a bit of skin off by hitting a pothole.