Originally posted by Hand of Hecatehttp://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail171.html
There is a gaseous employee in our building. Suffice it to say that the 2nd floor offices routinely smells like unwashed sweat socks stuffed with rancid cheese and soaked in diesel fuel.
What to do?
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Originally posted by Hand of HecateIf you're the boss, send them home to wash. If you're not the boss, by some washing powder and some shower gel and nonchalantly walk up to their desk and dramatically place it on their desk while saying nothing and walk away. Silence is so hard to argue with...
There is a gaseous employee in our building. Suffice it to say that the 2nd floor offices routinely smells like unwashed sweat socks stuffed with rancid cheese and soaked in diesel fuel.
What to do?
Originally posted by MarinkatombYou all are talking like he knows who the dude or dudette is. He has plainly said he doesn't know which one of 8 it is. I think there might even be a female in the running.
If you're the boss, send them home to wash. If you're not the boss, by some washing powder and some shower gel and nonchalantly walk up to their desk and dramatically place it on their desk while saying nothing and walk away. Silence is so hard to argue with...
How bout a tiny smellometer with an rf transmitter to transmit data, you sneak it in his back pocket and track him or her for a day. Do that one at a time till the smellometer registers a hitπ