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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
There is a gaseous employee in our building. Suffice it to say that the 2nd floor offices routinely smells like unwashed sweat socks stuffed with rancid cheese and soaked in diesel fuel.

What to do?
I prefer loud confrontation and public humiliation.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
I prefer loud confrontation and public humiliation.
That was one of them redundant statements, right?

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
That was one of them redundant statements, right?
Whatever you think. Have it your way.

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Ugh! I can't believe I just wasted my time reading this thread!

It is obviously the single fat guy who smells! It's always the single fat guy!

Case closed.

😴

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Originally posted by mlprior
Ugh! I can't believe I just wasted my time reading this thread!

It is obviously the single fat guy who smells! It's always the single fat guy!

Case closed.

😴
I believe I have it narrowed down to the oompa loompa looking chinese fella.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I believe I have it narrowed down to the oompa loompa looking chinese fella.
Oh yea! Chinese people are notoriously stinky, that's gotta be it.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I believe I have it narrowed down to the oompa loompa looking chinese fella.
You will live in happiness too. Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
There is a gaseous employee in our building. Suffice it to say that the 2nd floor offices routinely smells like unwashed sweat socks stuffed with rancid cheese and soaked in diesel fuel.

What to do?
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail171.html
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail176.html

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
There is a gaseous employee in our building. Suffice it to say that the 2nd floor offices routinely smells like unwashed sweat socks stuffed with rancid cheese and soaked in diesel fuel.

What to do?
If you're the boss, send them home to wash. If you're not the boss, by some washing powder and some shower gel and nonchalantly walk up to their desk and dramatically place it on their desk while saying nothing and walk away. Silence is so hard to argue with...

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Originally posted by Marinkatomb
If you're the boss, send them home to wash. If you're not the boss, by some washing powder and some shower gel and nonchalantly walk up to their desk and dramatically place it on their desk while saying nothing and walk away. Silence is so hard to argue with...
You all are talking like he knows who the dude or dudette is. He has plainly said he doesn't know which one of 8 it is. I think there might even be a female in the running.

How bout a tiny smellometer with an rf transmitter to transmit data, you sneak it in his back pocket and track him or her for a day. Do that one at a time till the smellometer registers a hitπŸ™‚

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