08 Jun 05
What comes to mind is tequila and stripping.
Both players start with 7 articles of clothing.
After each move, a player must take a shot of tequila.
When you lose a piece on the board, you have to lose a piece of clothing as well.
You can also opt to lose a piece of clothing and add a new piece to the game:
Pawns cost 1 article of clothing
Bishops and knights 2 articles of clothing
Rooks and queens 3 articles of clothing.
You can add a piece of clothing to your body by opting to take another shot of tequila.
Obviously it's pointless to play this version of chess over the internet...
08 Jun 05
Originally posted by The PlumberThat depends. If you're 19 years old, blonde, female, big breasted and crap at chess...I might give it ago...
You might also want to give some consideration to your selection of opponent. For example, I'm not sure there would be any point in you and I participating in this variation....😲
Was that sexist? Na.....
Somehow though, your name gives the impression you have a large hairy arse protruding above trousers, whilst your bent over complaining about people flushing tampons.
Now...that was sexist!
So you are probably right.
08 Jun 05
Originally posted by shavixmirPerhaps Chavimixir, each week /month you play chess, you shed 1 from your IQ?
What comes to mind is tequila and stripping.
Both players start with 7 articles of clothing.
After each move, a player must take a shot of tequila.
When you lose a piece on the board, you have to lose a piece of clothing as well.
You can also opt to lose a piece of clothing and add a new piece to the game:
Pawns cost 1 article of clothing
...[text shortened]... hot of tequila.
Obviously it's pointless to play this version of chess over the internet...
Might that explain why you exhibit the "intellect" of a scat-obsessed schoolboy?
08 Jun 05
Originally posted by 24Oh my god...
Perhaps Chavimixir, each week /month you play chess, you shed 1 from your IQ?
Might that explain why you exhibit the "intellect" of a scat-obsessed schoolboy?
Your wit has uncovered my slow demise into retardation...
How very clever of you.
However, could you explain to me (as I obviously am incapable of comprehending it by myself) what pooping on each other (scat) has to do with getting drunk and playing chess in the nude?
Perhaps you have established a connection between alcohol, sex and faeces. Maybe subconciously? I don't know.
Maybe if you lie down upon my couch....
There.
Comfortable?
Yes.
Mhmmm....
Your father....yes...
Mhmmmm....
Used your flabby face as toilet paper?
mhmmm...
Yes...
uhuh....
Well, see.
I think I've found the connection.
What you need to do is recite 10 Bobby Brown's (by Frank Zappa) a day and flush your anxieties down the toilet of memory lane.
You can pay me later.
08 Jun 05
Originally posted by shavixmirDo some people really do that? How awful.
Oh my god...
Your wit has uncovered my slow demise into retardation...
How very clever of you.
However, could you explain to me (as I obviously am incapable of comprehending it by myself) what pooping on each other (scat) has to do with getting drunk and playing chess in the nude?
Perhaps you have established a connection between alcohol, sex an ...[text shortened]... Zappa) a day and flush your anxieties down the toilet of memory lane.
You can pay me later.
Let's not go there, you write enough sh!te as it is.
Methinks you protest too much, Chav.
You might find that the word has a more fundamental (and certainly less gratuitously offensive) meaning;
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Excrement, especially of an animal; dung.
(Guppy Poo - do you see?)
In any event, you have really excelled yourself; taken the 'b' out of a banal insult and lowered the tone further than ever.
I rest my case.