Superman

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Have you ever laughed soda or milk out of your nose... or heard of someone else?

I've had soda come out of my nose, and it is less than a pleasing feeling.

If a liquid could come out of your nose, I don't see why fries might no also if you laughed hard enough.

PS. Why do I have to explain this to you?

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soda? try kool-aid (ouuuuuch!)

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Can you figure out what Superman is doing in this image?

http://www.rhp15.com/pictures/Superman.jpg

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OMG, good one! 😵

Originally posted by Superman
And How dare ANYONE make fun of Superman, hes ben through a lot, hes girl is with another man, his son doenst know him as a father, he just came back from space to find all this mess and all you care is "what do you think hes doing in this position?"

LEAVE HIM ALONE, I MEAN IT!!!

For reference on this joke visit this web site:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

Sunshine came softly through my a-window today
Could've tripped out easy a-but I've a-changed my ways
It'll take time, I know it but in a while
You're gonna be mine, I know it, we'll do it in style
'Cause I made my mind up you're going to be mine

I'll tell you right now
Any trick in the book now, baby, all that I can find
Everybody's hustlin' just to have a little scene
When I say we'll be cool I think that you know what I mean
We stood on a beach at sunset, do you remember when?
I know a beach where, baby, a-it never ends
When you've made your mind up forever to be mine

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm
I'll pick up your hand and slowly blow your little mind
'Cause I made my mind up you're going to be mine
I'll tell you right now
Any trick in the book now, baby, all that I can find

Superman or Green Lantern ain't got a-nothin' on me
I can make like a turtle and dive for your pearls in the sea, yeah!
A you-you-you can just sit there a-thinking on your velvet throne
'bout all the rainbows a-you can a-have for your own
When you've made your mind up forever to be mine
I'll pick up your hand and slowly blow your little mind
When you've made your mind up forever to be mine

I'll pick up your hand
I'll pick up your hand