Survival tips?

Originally posted by rmacken
OK, then if I got the wrong end of the stick here, heres my answer.....

Plenty of stodgy food, white bread/pasta to soak up the fluid, followed by 2 asprin and 1 litre of water, preferably bottled.

Eat again 2 hours later, one to continue to soak up the alcohol and give you energy, with a chocolate bar and another litre of water.

If you are on a diet or have a weak bladder... tough, you shouldn't have got pissed!! 😛😛

Shouldn't there be some Jalapeñoes mixed in there somewhere? They say hot stuff can cure alot.

Originally posted by smw6869
Shouldn't there be some Jalapeñoes mixed in there somewhere? They say hot stuff can cure alot.

Nah, they just make you wish you were dead as you blow out of both ends.

Originally posted by shortcircuit
She is thin as a rail and she is presently pissing 80 proof!!

Also, that is a myth on eating after the fact. It is the alcohol in the bloodstream that is the problem. If you eat before hand, the food will begin to break down the alcohol faster, but it doesn't get it all. After the fact, it is like trying to put out a two alarm fire by throwing a box of baking soda at it. You made the effort, but got no results.

But you are also increasing your blood sugar levels by eating the simple carbs too, this helps with the blood stream.

the water helps with the dehydration (obviously!)

Originally posted by EsotericWallflower
Our special game?? Because that really would brighten me up!! 😉

Special game? Do you guys use extra pieces, or what?

Originally posted by smw6869
Special game? Do you guys use extra pieces, or what?

wouldn't you like to know????

Originally posted by shortcircuit
wouldn't you like to know????

I am a bit of an exhibitionist actually, maybe we should tell them... teehehehe.... 😉

Originally posted by EsotericWallflower
I am a bit of an exhibitionist actually, maybe we should tell them... teehehehe.... 😉

Are your pieces naked, i hope? Please tel!

Originally posted by smw6869
Are your pieces naked, i hope? Please tel!

Well there is nakedness...

Originally posted by EsotericWallflower
Well there is nakedness...

there is mating going on....😀

Originally posted by shortcircuit
there is mating going on....😀

How far is this going then??

Are you playing with his Bishop, flower??

are you going to make a Pawn movie?

Originally posted by rmacken
How far is this going then??

Are you playing with his Bishop, flower??

are you going to make a Pawn movie?

Listen, let's just say that me and him have an arrangement... Pawn movies may indeed be made... Would you buy it if we did make one??

Originally posted by EsotericWallflower
Listen, let's just say that me and him have an arrangement... Pawn movies may indeed be made... Would you buy it if we did make one??

Hit the road Mack, and don't ya come back
no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hit the road Mack, and don't ya come back no more.



😉😀😀😏

Originally posted by EsotericWallflower
Listen, let's just say that me and him have an arrangement... Pawn movies may indeed be made... Would you buy it if we did make one??

I would have to see if your worth watching first by way of if you are pretty or not.

Not worth watching an ugly flower spread her stamen

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Hit the road Mack, and don't ya come back
no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hit the road Mack, and don't ya come back no more.



😉😀😀😏

It hurts when I do that

😛

Originally posted by rmacken
It hurts when I do that

😛

You could hear Ray Charles, couldn't ya Mackie?