Originally posted by coquetteDo me! Do me! Do me next!
In honor of Grampy Bobby.
My Knight in shining armor.
My amour in the night.
Me, just a mere pawn, kneeling before the King,
about to be promoted, Her Majesty smiles, veiling a jealous leer.
The Bishop chanting and swinging the inscense for the ritual.
All inside the castle walls, the serfs tilling the soil,
It is now His move,
What would he do?
I shall be his, tonight.
I see the look of anticipation, impatience,
and I blush.
With the exception of the occasional questionable lymric, I've never had a good poem written about me. Thanks!
Originally posted by Hand of HecateOur Greek goddess of the wilderness
Do me! Do me! Do me next!
With the exception of the occasional questionable lymric, I've never had a good poem written about me. Thanks!
and of children being born to the world
She deceives us in Thrace
as wiccan ghosts thrice
Whle wandering the Carians of Anatolia
Hecate, the deceitful mistress
protect us
and keep our world safe
Originally posted by SJ247Sounds good, but, can you right it to Grumpy Booby rather than me? I like to watch.
Oh, I'll write you an anal poem, if you want. Of course, it would be a far cry from the intricately woven material in this thread, with some grunt noises spelled out and such, and maybe some animals worked in. Okay?
Originally posted by coquettehttp://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2008-06-24/index-1.gif
In honor of Grampy Bobby.
My Knight in shining armor.
My amour in the night.
Me, just a mere pawn, kneeling before the King,
about to be promoted, Her Majesty smiles, veiling a jealous leer.
The Bishop chanting and swinging the inscense for the ritual.
All inside the castle walls, the serfs tilling the soil,
It is now His move,
What would he do?
I shall be his, tonight.
I see the look of anticipation, impatience,
and I blush.
17 Jul 08
Originally posted by Hand of HecateIt just isn't happening, I could only come up with this, sorry:
Sounds good, but, can you right it to Grumpy Booby rather than me? I like to watch.
Dedicated to GB:
Some boobies are big, and some boobies fat,
Some boobies are round, and some boobies flat,
Some boobies are full, and some boobies firm,
Some boobies are saggy, some tough to discern,
Some boobies uneven, some boobies inflated,
Some boobies are pointy, but those are outdated,
Some boobies are pretty, and some boobies perky,
Some boobies are dried up, and wrinkled like jerky,
Some boobies are grumpy, when harnessed too tight,
Some boobies are happy when flapping in flight,
Some boobies get sweaty when covered in rubber,
Some boobies sit nicely on a roll of blubber,
No matter the size, shape, or age of the booby,
Remember this tidbit when you grab the looby:
If you’re zooming in on a booby that’s hairy,
You might just consider she’s really named Larry.
Originally posted by SJ247I never knew you were so poetic!
It just isn't happening, I could only come up with this, sorry:
Dedicated to GB:
Some boobies are big, and some boobies fat,
Some boobies are round, and some boobies flat,
Some boobies are full, and some boobies firm,
Some boobies are saggy, some tough to discern,
Some boobies uneven, some boobies inflated,
Some boobies are pointy, but those are o ...[text shortened]... f you’re zooming in on a booby that’s hairy,
You might just consider she’s really named Larry.
Originally posted by SJ247Schuh-wing! 😵
It just isn't happening, I could only come up with this, sorry:
Dedicated to GB:
Some boobies are big, and some boobies fat,
Some boobies are round, and some boobies flat,
Some boobies are full, and some boobies firm,
Some boobies are saggy, some tough to discern,
Some boobies uneven, some boobies inflated,
Some boobies are pointy, but those are o ...[text shortened]... f you’re zooming in on a booby that’s hairy,
You might just consider she’s really named Larry.