Tag Teaming

Originally posted by rmacken
Come on SJ, take my hand, lets go and talk about anal sex and titty twisting

😀😀

She's over 13.

Originally posted by Palynka
She's over 13.

Five years shy of thrice.

Originally posted by SJ247
Five years shy of thrice.

still a baby.

Originally posted by adam warlock
Meh. I was one of them but I was trying to be sarcastic.. 😞
One time Daemon threw that line and he was hella funny so I thought that I could be too. 😞

I'll be signing autographs after the show. You can have a special tour of my dressing room, sugar! 😉

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
I'll be signing autographs after the show. You can have a special tour of my dressing room, sugar! 😉

I'm already taken big boy. Thread 72073 😞
😵

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
I'll be signing autographs after the show. You can have a special tour of my dressing room, sugar! 😉

There once was a lad, Daemon Sin,
Whose tool was as small as a pin,
After he'd finish with intercourse,
His partner would shout with remorse,
"Please tell me when you'll be putting it in".

Originally posted by shortcircuit
There once was a lad, Daemon Sin,
Whose tool was as small as a pin,
After he'd finish with intercourse,
His partner would shout with remorse,
"Please tell me when you'll be putting it in".

And how were you able to court
your woman with a circuit short?
Connection-a-lackin
No uglies-a-smackin
No meeting of chancre and wart.


😛

Originally posted by SJ247
And how were you able to court
your woman with a circuit short?
Connection-a-lackin
No uglies-a-smackin
No meeting of chancre and wart.


😛

poor interpretation of shortcircuit.....highly charged...sparks flying....energy abounding. Never forget that a short circuit can be quite massive, and they are never small. And, for the record, I never go with ladies who have the wart...LOL

Originally posted by shortcircuit
poor interpretation of shortcircuit.....highly charged...sparks flying....energy abounding. Never forget that a short circuit can be quite massive, and they are never small. And, for the record, I never go with ladies who have the wart...LOL

Ha! Talk about the critic. My interpretation of short circuit is a failed connection, and I think my lines work very well to support that interpretation, thank you very much.


Now, your response was supposed to rhyme. Tsk tsk.

Originally posted by SJ247
Ha! Talk about the critic. My interpretation of short circuit is a failed connection, and I think my lines work very well to support that interpretation, thank you very much.


Now, your response was supposed to rhyme. Tsk tsk.

wasn't into rhyme, was more into sublime.

Originally posted by shortcircuit
wasn't into rhyme, was more into sublime.

Subliminal messages sneak
right into our minds as we seek
to feed mush-filled heads
with pieces and threads
of hollywood's trash of the week.

Originally posted by shortcircuit
There once was a lad, Daemon Sin,
Whose tool was as small as a pin,
After he'd finish with intercourse,
His partner would shout with remorse,
"Please tell me when you'll be putting it in".

There once was a man named shortcircuit
Whose only recourse was to jerk it
The ladies would run
From his small flaccid gun
So he ended up being a hermit

Originally posted by rbmorris
There once was a man named shortcircuit
Whose only recourse was to jerk it
The ladies would run
From his small flaccid gun
So he ended up being a hermit

Aren't you the talented chef
with recipes suited for Hef?
Please be aware
that without some hair
Loud mixers may make you turn deaf.

😕

Originally posted by SJ247
Aren't you the talented chef
with recipes suited for Hef?
Please be aware
that without some hair
Loud mixers may make you turn deaf.

😕

LMFAO!

With a 😕 too!

Originally posted by SJ247
Aren't you the talented chef
with recipes suited for Hef?
Please be aware
that without some hair
Loud mixers may make you turn deaf.

😕

Someone should harvest your brow
That jungle that screams for a plow
With morsels of food
And discharge from dudes
A feeding trough fit for a sow