Texting girls

Originally posted by Bad wolf
I guess the new knee pads are a great christmas present then. 😵


Honestly though, she's a girl, and she clearly wants to have sex with me; which is, how can I put it, weird, she keeps sending me dirty texts...😕

First of all, that doesn't mean she wants sex with you necessarily. Some irritating girls just want to have something to talk about to their giggly girlfriends that's a LITTLE risque but not too much. Daddy's little princess and all that...

But still, you seem to need testosterone shots. You seem to be punishing her for exactly what you keep whining about not getting.

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Teenagers (and college students) text each other across the classroom. That's today's version of passing notes when they can get away with it.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Message her...

Ug, do you ever get kankers? I've got one on my lip and another inside my mouth that is killing me.

If she gives you any good advice on the subject... stay clear.

P-

Yeah. I think old toothbrushes with messed up bristles cause those.

Originally posted by Bad wolf
What is a kanker?
*shows innocence* 😕

Little round white sore on the inside of your lip or on the gum. Very irritating.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
First of all, that doesn't mean she wants sex with you necessarily. Some irritating girls just want to have something to talk about to their giggly girlfriends that's a LITTLE risque but not too much. Daddy's little princess and all that...

But still, you seem to need testosterone shots. You seem to be punishing her for exactly what you keep whining about not getting.

I said yes damn it. 😵
And she seems to be really gagging for it. 😲

Originally posted by Bad wolf
I said yes damn it. 😵
And she seems to be really gagging for it. 😲

let this thread die BW... we are not your friends and we don't care.. go find Dutch and poke that.

Originally posted by epic0002
let this thread die BW... we are not your friends and we don't care.. go find Dutch and poke that.

Ok...I'll stop...🙂

Originally posted by epic0002
let this thread die BW... we are not your friends and we don't care.. go find Dutch and poke that.

Yeah, either do her and tell us about it..or stop talking!

Originally posted by Bad wolf
What the heck are you supposed to send them anyway? 😵

"I have a Ferarri."

Originally posted by shavixmir
"I have a Ferarri."

The problem with that is that then you have to SHOW her the Ferrari and give her a ride.