how else do u put out a camp fire? haha.... just a bit of advise for all ya ppl....if u wanna pee outdoors near a highway there is a chance that u'll get in trouble if someone sees...
thus what i suggest is to point up to the sky as if u're staring at the stars and start peeing... due to human nature, anyone driving by will look up into the sky to see what u're pointing at and won't see what u're actually doing...
quick relief and no fine.... a win,win situation ahah...
1. A nice breeze up your skirt in the summer.
2. When said skirt blows up in the breeze, you can get a man to do anything for you.
3. We can wear make-up so we don't have to look bad.
4. More hair styles.
5. We don't look silly when we carry a purse.
6. We don't get tents in our pants when we are sexually excited.
7. We can laugh at men with tents in their pants.
8. We have boobies which we can look at and touch whenever we please.
9. So many fashion choices.
10. We can grow a baby in our bodies without breaking a sweat.
😀
Originally posted by elvendreamgirl1. summer comes to our advantage
1. A nice breeze up your skirt in the summer.
2. When said skirt blows up in the breeze, you can get a man to do anything for you.
3. We can wear make-up so we don't have to look bad.
4. More hair styles.
5. We don't look silly when we carry a purse.
6. We don't get tents in our pants when we are sexually excited.
7. We can laugh at men w ...[text shortened]... o many fashion choices.
10. We can grow a baby in our bodies without breaking a sweat.
😀
2. as does cold weather when its nippy, excuse the pun
3. we dont need to wear make to look attractive
4. we get out of bed, wack our hair with gel and that is fashionable
5. we have no need to carry a purse, just a simple wallet that fits snug in our back pocket.
6. we get sexually excited, where as they get financially excited
7. we druel over women that are wearing skirts and are not wearing panties
8. our mini me's dont come with an instruction manual
9. we can find better ways to blow our money other than shopping
10.we can sit and relax without breaking a sweat, while they have to walk around with the heavy burden.
-dom
Men are noble creatures...much like dogs. Men do not waste time with useless preliminaries, but prefer to go straight the heart of the matter -- the butt. Every man, free of societal conditioning and expectation, would simply sniff butt first and foremost prior to anything else.
Watch two dogs when they approach each other. They sniff each other's butts before any preliminaries. No useless dialogue, lame attempts at courtship, or forced excursions on "reality dating" TV shows where they think about how much they can't stand each other. The dog simply gets down to business. Either your butt smells intriguing to him, or not. He is not concerned about paying for your meal or other nonsense. We live in the era of the feminized man. All Mommas want their boys to be the nice boy, but we all know what Leo Durocher said. The nice boy doesn't just finish last, he isn't even in the running for a can of Alpo. Real men are dogs. We prefer fire hydrants over Cafe Lattes, and doggy style over curly up like a kitty. We like to chase cats, not eat shrimp salads with them in bistros while going through the motions of pretending to understand their incessant meowing, purring and hissing.
As for trees....trees are good for only two things -- shade, and territorial outposts. We like to pee on them because this warns other dogs to mind themselves less we unleash our Weapons of Mass Destruction on them, code named Firepower Locked Entered And Shot -- FLEAS. When a man FLEAS, he also "flees"...this is the time honoured art of doing your business and then getting the hell out, before someone expects you to clean up or worse, to arrange some sort of second date. A true dog needs no second date, anymore than he needs a bath.
Baths are disgusting. A waste of good water. And the soap! All feminized nonsense. A decent dog who has his day is always a touch grimy...like a jeep that looks like it's been used properly, not for parading around in like a pretentious poodle (the only dog that is not a true dog, but rather a mutant gerbil).
Last but not least, let us not forget the noble art of scratching. A real man, like a dog, scratches himself because he can. He does not measure his actions nor temper his rugged spontaneity in order to appease the feminine sensiblities. There is also something else a dog does simply because it can. And it ain't climbing Mount Everest or other nonsense men do to impress women. No sirree! A good dog has no moral cumpunction nor religious or ideological reservation about curling up and sleeping in the 69 position. That is because he is a Real Dog.
Originally posted by MetamorphosisObviously a man who doesn't understand foreplay!😛😀
Men are noble creatures...much like dogs. Men do not waste time with useless preliminaries, but prefer to go straight the heart of the matter -- the butt. Every man, free of societal conditioning and expectation, would simply sniff butt first and foremost prior to anything else.
Watch two dogs when they approach each other. They sniff each other's ...[text shortened]... reservation about curling up and sleeping in the 69 position. That is because he is a Real Dog.
Okay, in the defense of men...
Men Are Just Happier People!
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood -- all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier! 🙂
Originally posted by elvendreamgirl1. scotsmen have kilts!
1. A nice breeze up your skirt in the summer.
2. When said skirt blows up in the breeze, you can get a man to do anything for you.
3. We can wear make-up so we don't have to look bad.
4. More hair styles.
5. We don't look silly when we carry a purse.
6. We don't get tents in our pants when we are sexually excited.
7. We can laugh at men w ...[text shortened]... o many fashion choices.
10. We can grow a baby in our bodies without breaking a sweat.
😀
2. ...and if you are a true scotsman...
3. have you never seen braveheart?!?
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