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o.k.-i'm confused...fisrtly, i'm a baptist, born and bred, but i say baptism's not essential 😛

and then i get to question 12, about going to heaven. now then, jesus said "all those he beleive in me shall not perish but have eternal life". probubly the most famous verse in the bible! and yet, we're given the option of everyone goes to heaven (option 2), or only those who follow god fully, which is, of course, impossible, will go (option 1)...ah well-*clicks option one*

*decides to do a compromise and clicks option two as well*

1. Orthodox Quaker (100% )
2. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (94% )
3. Seventh Day Adventist (88% )
4. Eastern Orthodox (83% )
5. Roman Catholic (83% )
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (82% )
7. Hinduism (64% )
8. Liberal Quakers (54% )
9. Islam (52% )
10. Orthodox Judaism (52% )

oooh-so i'm a quaker? waw!...😵

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Originally posted by genius
o.k.-i'm confused...fisrtly, i'm a baptist, born and bred, but i say baptism's not essential 😛

and then i get to question 12, about going to heaven. now then, jesus said "all those he beleive in me shall not perish but have eternal life". probubly the most famous verse in the bible! and yet, we're given the option of everyone goes to heaven (option ...[text shortened]... (54% )
9. Islam (52% )
10. Orthodox Judaism (52% )

oooh-so i'm a quaker? waw!...😵
Well hello my fellow Quaker. You should check out the "What Kind of Christian are You?" quiz. I would be amused to see what you get after my experience.

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Originally posted by Omnislash
Well hello my fellow Quaker. You should check out the "What Kind of Christian are You?" quiz. I would be amused to see what you get after my experience.
i gotta 400 on a scale of 0-400...

Jerry Falwell Christian
(a.k.a. "Historicist" or "Literalist&quot😉
You view the Bible as historically accurate and divinely inspired. (i do indeed)You go to church every Sunday, (yup)with the Good Book in a Bible cover(erm-i use a pew one 😛), and Wednesday night for Bible study(nope...). You've read at least one of the books in the apocalyptic "Left Behind" series(never heard of it...), prefer your iced tea very sweet(actually-i prefer coffee), and suspect Bill Clinton has murdered somebody somewhere in Arkansas(never really thought about it-but he's probubly screwed someone there 😕). You watch "Touched by an Angel," even though you think it's not Christian enough*lives in scotland*. You may watch Mother Angelica's Eternal Word Television Network, and you adore Dr. Laura, Chuck Colson, James Dobson, and Rush Limbaugh(natuarlly...). If you're Catholic, you go to Latin Mass and weekly confession, though you don't have much to confess. You think homosexuals are sinful but try periodically to love them(that i do!). You think the surrounding culture is so polluted that you shop at Christian bookstores, listen only to Christian radio (i wouldn't quite call iron maiden or AC/DC christian...number of the beast? highway to hell? 😛)and send your kids to Christian or parochial schools--or homeschool them(nope). You give generously to your church and Christian charities(well-my paretns do...). The Bible provides you not only a direct connection to God but a roadmap for how to lead your life(it does indeed!).

well-it got most of the bit about my beleifs right, but not about how i lead my life 😛

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Originally posted by trekkie
1. Neo-Pagan ( 100% )
2. Unitarian Universalism ( 100% )
3. Mahayana Buddhism ( 97% )
4. Theravada Buddhism ( 86% )


Hello, fellow Neo-Pagan!

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100% christian and also 27% atheist...
Fuzzy logic = screwed up logic perhaps?

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Originally posted by genius

oooh-so i'm a quaker? waw!...😵
Me too, apparently. I didn't even know there were "Liberal Quakers". Where do I sign up?

My top ten:

1. Liberal Quakers (100% )
2. Unitarian Universalism (98% )
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (97% )
4. Neo-Pagan (84% )
5. Bahá'í Faith (82% )
6. Secular Humanism (80% )
7. New Age (79% )
8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (64% )
9. Mahayana Buddhism (58% )
10. New Thought (55% )


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Originally posted by genius
o.k.-i'm confused...fisrtly, i'm a baptist, born and bred, but i say baptism's not essential 😛

and then i get to question 12
I stopped taking the quiz at #12 myself, for the same reason that you had to give a 'compromise' answer.

BTW, I attend a Baptist church myself. It's amusing that we Baptists make so small a fuss over baptism!

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1. Liberal Quakers (100 % )
2. Orthodox Quaker (100 % )
3. Secular Humanism (100 % )

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Originally posted by Black Lung
1. Liberal Quakers (100 % )
2. Orthodox Quaker (100 % )
3. Secular Humanism (100 % )

Come on! You!!!!

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Originally posted by huntingbear
I stopped taking the quiz at #12 myself, for the same reason that you had to give a 'compromise' answer.

BTW, I attend a Baptist church myself. It's amusing that we Baptists make so small a fuss over baptism!
i think it's a lot to do with most other churches (i think anyway 😕) baptising at birth-baptist do it whnever you feel ready, so it's much more personal, so a greater stress is laid on it-but not everybody's been baptised (i've not-i've been "committed" or something though-the church says they're look after me or somthing...😛)

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1. Orthodox Quaker 100%
2. Eastern Orthodox 91%
3. Roman Catholic 91%

25. Nontheist 22%
26. Taoism 21%
27. New Thought 19%

Hehe... nice quiz 🙂

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I am Mahayan Budhist. Now I know which way to go. Thank you belief-o-matic!!!!

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