22 Mar 05
Originally posted by elvendreamgirlIt isn't a car, or a bar or a star,
Is that a new Dr. Suess book?
it isn't a mouse, or a grouse, or a louse.
It isn't a bat, or a rat, or a mat,
just a cat, grinning wide, in a sexed-out pose.
No time for a nap, or the sipping of sap,
or slinking around like your drunk Uncle Jack,
no time for a bath, or the stashing of hash,
The cat's dropped its clothes for a sexed-out pose.
If you're fe-line, you feel fine, all nude in the buff,
on catnip and uppers and stickier stuff.
You might prance around gayly, with a glass full of Bailey's,
or shoot smack when you feel rather rough.
But there's nothing that gets you as loose as a goose,
or a moose, or a tooth, when the dentist done goofed,
as when you disrobe (yes, you drop all your clothes),
and hang out in a sexed-out pose.
Thank you. I'll be at the 5-Spot all week.
<snap> <snap> <snap>
😕
22 Mar 05
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Originally posted by PBE6Brilliant, PBE6!
It isn't a car, or a bar or a star,
it isn't a mouse, or a grouse, or a louse.
It isn't a bat, or a rat, or a mat,
just a cat, grinning wide, in a sexed-out pose.
No time for a nap, or the sipping of sap,
or slinking around like your ...[text shortened]... k you. I'll be at the 5-Spot all week.
<snap> <snap> <snap>
😕
Surely you must be the progeny of some unholy union between Dr Seuss & Jack Kerouac.
22 Mar 05
Originally posted by PBE6lol... don't you have anything to do all day?
It isn't a car, or a bar or a star,
it isn't a mouse, or a grouse, or a louse.
It isn't a bat, or a rat, or a mat,
just a cat, grinning wide, in a sexed-out pose.
No time for a nap, or the sipping of sap,
or slinking around like your drunk Uncle Jack,
no time for a bath, or the stashing of hash,
The cat's dropped its clothes for a sexed-out pose.
...[text shortened]... t in a sexed-out pose.
Thank you. I'll be at the 5-Spot all week.
<snap> <snap> <snap>
😕
Angie 😀