The fairer sex...

Originally posted by Seitse
In Mexico there is a saying:

"Women must be kept like shotguns: Loaded and in the kitchen"

[b]http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Women211.htm[/b]

Originally posted by Palynka
Besides, it is a scientific fact that women have an innate disability in understanding the offside rule in football.

How are we supposed to trust them in positions of power if they can't even grasp such simple concepts?

Originally posted by gambit3
They also do not truely understand what equal rights means.

Originally posted by Palynka
It is my personal opinion that we should start thinking about sending some up there.

Apparently, there's actually a lot of moon dust and it would be one less thing feminists can complain about.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
She won't send you flowers either?

P-

Originally posted by gambit3
Mexicans keep a loaded shotgun in the kitchen?

Originally posted by Seitse
Of course, Mexicans gotta defend themselves when them gringos invade the country again, pardner.

Originally posted by wormwood
and steal the mamacita from the kitchen.

Originally posted by Crowley
Why are women referred to as the fairer sex?

They always have to get the last word in in an argument and when that doesn't work, they cheat by starting to cry.
Don't think the argument is over after the actual fight or disagreement stops, because that 'lady' will keep it filed away under her immense 'Sleeping Dogs' reference section to bring up wheneve ...[text shortened]... men:

Why have we never sent a woman to the moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning!

Originally posted by gambit3
A house and a car. She wants help with the house work. Does she help you with the yard work? Does she work and help you pay the bills? When she does work the paycheck is hers while your paycheck is ours. When you help her with the house work maybe she should get flowers for you and take you out. P.S. No true Southern Belle will acknowledge the existence of yard work?

Originally posted by bambee
lol, what type of women do you know? My husband and I both work, him more hours than me. I work school hours, collect our daughter from school, run her to Brownies, swimming, horse riding. I get up at 5:30 to walk the dog, make lunches and breakfasts before they get out of bed and do all the housework. My husband cooks, works hard and mows the lawn. A good partnership.

Originally posted by Crowley
Why are women referred to as the fairer sex?

They always have to get the last word in in an argument and when that doesn't work, they cheat by starting to cry.
Don't think the argument is over after the actual fight or disagreement stops, because that 'lady' will keep it filed away under her immense 'Sleeping Dogs' reference section to bring up wheneve ...[text shortened]... men:

Why have we never sent a woman to the moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning!

All misogynistic claptrap aside, the expression "fairer sex" means "of pleasing appearance" or "comely" (as in "faint heart never won fair maiden"😉
I suspect that the bottom line is this: Womenfolk are born perfect, and spend their lives improving on it. The only thing that mars that process is the barriers of puerile, macho, hypocritical attitudes which sometimes have a detrimental effect on their opinion of themselves, but that is not their fault.

Originally posted by muppyman
All misogynistic claptrap aside, the expression "fairer sex" means "of pleasing appearance" or "comely" (as in "faint heart never won fair maiden"😉
I suspect that the bottom line is this: Womenfolk are born perfect, and spend their lives improving on it. The only thing that mars that process is the barriers of puerile, macho, hypocritical attitudes which ...[text shortened]... s have a detrimental effect on their opinion of themselves, but that is not their fault.

I am better than women.

Women are better than all men except me.

I believe that about sums it up.