the first line of yer novel

He came walking into the bar, looking like death warmed over..

"Call me Wolfgang"

It was the best of chocolate, it was the worst of chocolate...

This story begins after the time when Ghost of a Duke was sidelined and I had risen to take his place.

Beads of perspiration appeared on her forehead as she swiftly moved the blade with the blurry expertise of a sous chef.

Ten years had now passed since FMF destroyed the planet, and the resurrection of the Ghost was close at hand.

No day could have started better, and ended worse.

"Where am I?"

It wasn’t the circling and somewhat emaciated Mako shark which perturbed Louis, it was the gauge readings on his octopus which read ‘38 meters’ and ‘8 bar’ respectively...

Now is the Spring of our discontent

There seemed to be no escape,...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Ten years had now passed since FMF destroyed the planet, and the resurrection of the Ghost was close at hand.

Telling you this story is probably going to cost me my life.

Just the very act of starting to tell you this story is probably going to cost me my

@fmf said
Just the very act of starting to tell you this story is probably going to cost me my