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the first time i ever mowed my lawn :S :)

the first time i ever mowed my lawn :S :)

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
The ants know where you live. 😕
but, i know where they live and im bigger and i have a lawn mower to destroy their anthill, they dont have some machine to destroy my home lol

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
my mom bought a brand new lawnmower and asked me to mow the lawn, and little did i know that it would be so fun. my first obstacle i came to was an ant hill, i contemplated going around it, and killing them with chemicals but i decided that would take too long so i just ran it over and dirt flew out the side of the lawn mower and the ants blew away in ...[text shortened]... ants but the grass around it is cut short and that's all that matters; it was a success.
Depending on where you live,mowing the ant hill may be inadvisable - I used to have to mow in Arizona, and if you just ran over the ants they crawled up your legs a bit the hell out of you on the way up. Nothing worse than red ants in the pants.

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Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
Depending on where you live,mowing the ant hill may be inadvisable - I used to have to mow in Arizona, and if you just ran over the ants they crawled up your legs a bit the hell out of you on the way up. Nothing worse than red ants in the pants.
the ants here are very small and harmless

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
the ants here are very small and harmless
Well, then the only other advice I have is wash yourself after mowing dog turds - that disappearing act is just the turd becoming particles that are flung everywhere. You don't want turd legs do you?

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
The ants know where you live. 😕
so do the uncles, cousins, nieces and nephews.

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
ew i feel sorry for you, go get a real mower theyre so fun
A real mower is mechanical, not one of those nasty noisy things with a motor.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
A real mower is mechanical, not one of those nasty noisy things with a motor.
Robots don't like noisy things with motors?

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Robots don't like noisy things with motors?
You don't need earplugs when a robot comes into the room, and very seldom to they chop dog poop and paper scraps all over your lawn.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
A real mower is mechanical, not one of those nasty noisy things with a motor.
In your example, wouldn't the real mower be the human pushing the non-motorized spinning blade contraption, or swinging the machete?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You don't need earplugs when a robot comes into the room, and very seldom to they chop dog poop and paper scraps all over your lawn.

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Good point. I hadn't thought of that. My robot is in rehab for WD-40 addiction, so I forgot what unimpaired robots are like.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Robots don't like noisy things with motors?
No.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
In your example, wouldn't the real mower be the human pushing the non-motorized spinning blade contraption, or swinging the machete?
Good point. Or the robot.

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Real men don't mow lawns, they make their wives do it.

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Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
Well, then the only other advice I have is wash yourself after mowing dog turds - that disappearing act is just the turd becoming particles that are flung everywhere. You don't want turd legs do you?
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