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So what option does a woman have when you need to run errand, it's raining, the kids needed the unbrellas to go to school with and you're just not a baseball hat wearing kinda gal. This is my worst weather nightmare of all time, it drives me crazy. 😠

As for any clarification of girl vs woman:

A girl might get you a beer if you ask nicely and compliment her butt as she goes to get it.

A woman will tell you to get your own damn beer and make her a cup of tea while your up.

And for the last and final time women DO NOT have hair on their butts!

Anyhow, something really needs to be done about the whole rain/hair situation. And as for the wind I have have issued an immediate cease and desist order to which it must comply or I will be forced to file criminal intent charges. I may need a really good lawyer to assist me in this.

Spiced things up and went with baby blue toe polish today. 🙂

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Originally posted by mokko
So what option does a woman have when you need to run errand, it's raining, the kids needed the unbrellas to go to school with and you're just not a baseball hat wearing kinda gal. This is my worst weather nightmare of all time, it drives me crazy. 😠
A Goretex anorak works fine, plus rain trousers if it's raining a lot. I hate umbrellas, and here in Bodø it's usually too windy to use them anyway.

Edit: According to your definition I am definitely a woman.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
A Goretex anorak works fine, plus rain trousers if it's raining a lot. I hate umbrellas, and here in Bodø it's usually too windy to use them anyway.

Edit: According to your definition I am definitely a woman.
Ok but all that stuff would definately clash with everything else I own. So not do-able. Rain trousers?????? I'm a female not a fisherman. As for the wind it will abide by my wishes if it knows whats good for it!

Women rule the world, even if it does occasionally rain on our perfectly upswept and totally drop dead gorgeous hair.

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Originally posted by mokko
Ok but all that stuff would definately clash with everything else I own. So not do-able. Rain trousers?????? I'm a female not a fisherman.
Sheesh, you are difficult... If you wear an anorak and rain trousers, the rest of your clothes will be invisible, so it can't clash either. And there are rain trousers for women, and some of them look almost like normal trousers. And who cares how you look like while you are out in the rain anyway?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Do any of them have prehensile butt hair? To remove Klingons and Clagnuts? That would be a great evolutionary advantage.
They already have the evolutionary advantage of small feet (which allows them to stand closer to the stove ).

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Originally posted by mokko


As for any clarification of girl vs woman:

A girl might get you a beer if you ask nicely and compliment her butt as she goes to get it.

A woman will tell you to get your own damn beer and make her a cup of tea while your up.

That's because most women don't have butts as small as girl's , and are bitter about not recieving compliments about it anymore .

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
That's because most women don't have butts as small as girl's , and are bitter about not recieving compliments about it anymore .

That's because most women don't have butts as small as girl's , and are bitter about not recieving compliments about it anymore .
M.C. ,I hope you're outta range!

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
That's because most women don't have butts as small as girl's , and are bitter about not recieving compliments about it anymore .
Well I'm definately a woman, not a girl, and I get complimented on my nice petit butt all the time. Women also don't sit around on their arses doing nothing all day long either. We have places to go and people to see. Which is why it's very important to look good even when out in the rain. 😏

My curling iron has gone on the fritz and do you think I can find the excact same one anywhere anymore! NO. Stupid new fads come and wipe out all the old faithfull products. Such a tragedy.

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Originally posted by mokko
Well I'm definately a woman, not a girl, and I get complimented on my nice petit butt all the time. Women also don't sit around on their arses doing nothing all day long either. We have places to go and people to see. Which is why it's very important to look good even when out in the rain. 😏

My curling iron has gone on the fritz and do you think I can f ...[text shortened]... e anymore! NO. Stupid new fads come and wipe out all the old faithfull products. Such a tragedy.
So adding a curling iron to Fritz helps its performance? I may have to get myself one. How much improvement is there? Is it worth the money?

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Originally posted by mokko
Well I'm definately a woman, not a girl, and I get complimented on my nice petit butt all the time. Women also don't sit around on their arses doing nothing all day long either. We have places to go and people to see. Which is why it's very important to look good even when out in the rain. 😏

My curling iron has gone on the fritz and do you think I can f ...[text shortened]... e anymore! NO. Stupid new fads come and wipe out all the old faithfull products. Such a tragedy.
If you've got a good man I'm sure you're the exception to the big butt thing as he probably keeps you working around the house which is good excercise . And if he sends you out for beer and errands I'm sure he'll take that into account if you look slightly off when you come back .

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Originally posted by ark13
So adding a curling iron to Fritz helps its performance? I may have to get myself one. How much improvement is there? Is it worth the money?
Smart arse.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
If you've got a good man I'm sure you're the exception to the big butt thing as he probably keeps you working around the house which is good excercise . And if he sends you out for beer and errands I'm sure he'll take that into account if you look slightly off when you come back .
I don't have a man at all, which is why I can devote all my time to looking my best instead of having some jerkoff yelling at me to get moving. I will go when I'm darn good and ready to go. I don't run errands for boys I hire an errand boy. And as any woman can tell you a real man doesn't need a girl to do his bidding. If he wants beer he'll grab it while he's at the liquor picking up wine for the romantic dinner has prepared for his perfectly primped lady.

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Originally posted by ark13
So adding a curling iron to Fritz helps its performance? I may have to get myself one. How much improvement is there? Is it worth the money?
It doesn't help his performance, but he looks much more sexy with curls. And as mokko mentioned in her first post in this thread, she loves really hot guys.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
And as mokko mentioned in her first post in this thread, she loves really hot guys.
I do! Especially ones named Fritz who can get my curling iron working again.

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Originally posted by mokko
I don't have a man at all, which is why I can devote all my time to looking my best instead of having some jerkoff yelling at me to get moving. I will go when I'm darn good and ready to go. I don't run errands for boys I hire an errand boy. And as any woman can tell you a real man doesn't need a girl to do his bidding. If he wants beer he'll grab it while ...[text shortened]... the liquor picking up wine for the romantic dinner has prepared for his perfectly primped lady.
From number one caveman. (I agree with all of Moldys posts that is)
Wife makes drink, tells me I need to think about getting a motorcycle again......what does she want? ...... Money?, Sex? Ulterior motives at work for sure.

Edit... Hey MC...Hows the hunting in the Rockies??? I just leased 100 acres to slaughter some fine deer on here in the Caroline...If you come this way drop me a line, will go hunt and have a few.
There, that oughta take all the girly outta the thread.

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