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RBHILL, do you have any interests or any thoughts that go through your head except for religious ones?

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Originally posted by RBHILL
yes , it is but the 666 person will not show up till the Crhistians are ratured. So I don't see wy people get scared of a lisence plate that has those number.
hey have to point out that in no part of the bible does it mention the christians will be raptured. what it does say is one will be taken while the other will be in the field one will be taken and the other left behind. but I encourage you to look in your concordance and do a study on rapture you may be surprised as I was. I dont mean to be rude but you are a brother in Christ and not only is my job to fellowship with you but also try and point you in the right direction...regardless I hope this study enlightens you...Oh by the way all the cancer is gone...thanks for the prayers. -Rob-

edit although this bible verse leave alot of room for interpretation it still puzzles scholars. In short christians are unsure of a rapture but hope one will take place so tht we are spared from the 21 judgements. 7 seal 7 trumpet and 7 vial judgements.

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Yeah RB , ever kiss a girl ? Do more ? Think about it ? You should try it . They like it too . You'd be amazed at how it improves your outlook on things to be nailing some of that .

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Originally posted by Favs
Have a great weekend everyone - I'll leave you with another product of my web-trawls:

The cheque's in the mail.
I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
I thought I already gave you that money I owed you.
I promise I'll pay you back next Friday.
I've never been this drunk before.
I'll never get this drunk again.
I've checked this ...[text shortened]... ddicted; I can quit smoking any time I want.
New and Improved!
Trust me.
That was special.
I'll do it later, I got time.
I"ll get to it tomorrow
I'll make it up to you later
I'll start tomorrow
I'm going to quit, just not right now
I"ll only smoke one more
I'll study later
I'll clean later
I'll (fill in box) later
Kelly

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Originally posted by KellyJay
I'll do it later, I got time.
I"ll get to it tomorrow
I'll make it up to you later
I'll start tomorrow
I'm going to quit, just not right now
I"ll only smoke one more
I'll study later
I'll clean later
I'll (fill in box) later
Kelly
Thank you Kelly Jay for getting back to the point of this thread which ia "The Greatest Lies Ever Told" in case anyone was wondering, not the tired old religious argument. (I'd give you a rec, but I can't yet)

The greatest lies ever told have come from all religions, which are all corrupt and inadverse tp trying to excuse inexcusable actions by saying it is in The Glory of God, or Allah or whoever.


Anyways....

How about:
Men "sorry love, it's not always like that"
Women: "I've got a headache" (ever heard of Paracetemol, love?)


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This one works for either sex - "It's not you , it's me ."

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Originally posted by deathbypawn
hey have to point out that in no part of the bible does it mention the christians will be raptured. what it does say is one will be taken while the other will be in the field one will be taken and the other left behind. but I encourage you to look in your concordance and do a study on rapture you may be surprised as I was. I dont mean to be rude but you ...[text shortened]... take place so tht we are spared from the 21 judgements. 7 seal 7 trumpet and 7 vial judgements.
I not to nurvous of the Rapture, all I know is that I have Eternal life and the is in Christ Jesus. It is found in no one else. And I do my good works though Christ like giving my Christian freinds Bible Studies at my house and I have even had some unsaved friends there to.

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RBHILL never preaches.

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Originally posted by RBHILL
I not to nurvous of the Rapture, all I know is that I have Eternal life and the is in Christ Jesus. It is found in no one else. And I do my good works though Christ like giving my Christian freinds Bible Studies at my house and I have even had some unsaved friends there to.
Why don't you take this to one of the many religious forums where it belongs ?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Yeah RB , ever kiss a girl ? Do more ? Think about it ? You should try it . They like it too . You'd be amazed at how it improves your outlook on things to be nailing some of that .
Nah, they don't like that kind of stuff... just ask my wife! 😲

(Okay, I was just kidding. Don't really have a wife.)

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Originally posted by Favs
Thank you Kelly Jay for getting back to the point of this thread which ia "The Greatest Lies Ever Told" in case anyone was wondering, not the tired old religious argument. (I'd give you a rec, but I can't yet)

The greatest lies ever told have come from all religions, which are all corrupt and inadverse tp trying to excuse inexcusable actions by saying it ...[text shortened]... ot always like that"
Women: "I've got a headache" (ever heard of Paracetemol, love?)


Personally, as a Christian I disagree with your views on all religions;
however, getting back to the lies...

There is no god.
There is no devil.
This is all there is.
We say what is right and wrong there is no god to worry about.
What is inside the woman isn't really human, it isn't really life.
Kids are going to do it anyway, we need to make it safe.
This tax will be sun setted after X amont of years.
I"m only looking after the people's business.
Our guys are good, the other guys are bad.
God is on our side, so we are justified in whatever we do to them.
I'm not married.
I'm a good person, god has to let me in heaven.
I'm better than that guy.
Kelly


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Originally posted by KellyJay
Personally, as a Christian I disagree with your views on all religions;
however, getting back to the lies...

There is no god.
There is no devil.
This is all there is.
We say what is right and wrong there is no god to worry about.
What is inside the woman isn't really human, it isn't really life.
Kids are going to do it anyway, we need to make it ...[text shortened]... ried.
I'm a good person, god has to let me in heaven.
I'm better than that guy.
Kelly


There is no god/devil may be an opinion, rather than a lie. If someone knew there was a god/devil and said there wasn't, that would be a lie. Merely stating an opinion isn't a lie.

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Originally posted by KellyJay
Personally, as a Christian I disagree with your views on all religions;
however, getting back to the lies...

There is no god.
There is no devil.
This is all there is.
We say what is right and wrong there is no god to worry about.
What is inside the woman isn't really human, it isn't really life.
Kids are going to do it anyway, we need to make it ...[text shortened]... ried.
I'm a good person, god has to let me in heaven.
I'm better than that guy.
Kelly


Kelly ! I thought better of you than that . Turning a jokish forum into a pulpit isn't your style .

OK , you x tians want to bring in your religion into a general forum ? So I'm going to crash your bible study party just to crap in your punch bowl .

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Kelly ! I thought better of you than that . Turning a jokish forum into a pulpit isn't your style .

OK , you x tians want to bring in your religion into a general forum ? So I'm going to crash your bible study party just to crap in your punch bowl .
I'm sticking to the topic nothing more than that, you can think of me
anyway you like. I don't have a punch bowl, but if you are not house
broke I don't think I'd invite you into my home for a Bible study. I
was also not aware of some band on religion being brought into the
general forum. I would also point out that someone trashed my faith
by calling them all bad, before I brought up the lies in my 2nd batch
which had a religious tone to them. I would also suggest if you think
I don't talk about religion you better glance at the debate board
where I do post on various topics with a religious point of view.
Kelly

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
There is no god/devil may be an opinion, rather than a lie. If someone knew there was a god/devil and said there wasn't, that would be a lie. Merely stating an opinion isn't a lie.
When opinions are given on any topic there is no lie, when statements
of knowledge/facts are made is it still an opinion or matter of faith?
Can faith also be a lie, or is it too just an opinion?
Kelly

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