Originally posted by Ice ColdHA! Now that's funny!
"Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's
a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the
locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy the fifth drink for you"
"Well" said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman there will buy
you your third drink ...[text shortened]... nally, no," said the Irishman. "But it did happen to me
sister."
Originally posted by Ice Cold5th place?!
The award is given for taking my crap with a laugh.
1. Crowley
2. Adramforall
3. Darvlay
4. Red Night
5. Phlabibit
Congrats to the winners, who know I am seldom serious. 🙂
A HOLE!
Who knows a game?
I know a game
Listen to it carefully
And follow after me
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole, there's a hole
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a log, there's a log
There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a branch, there's a branch
There's a branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a bump, there's a bump
There's a bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a frog, there's a frog
There's a frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a tail, there's a tail
There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a fleck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a speck, there's a speck
There's a speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a fleck on the speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a what?
Like I said.....
There's a fleck, there's a fleck
There's a fleck on the speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
So let's flick the fleck, brush the speck, twist the tail, chase the frog, flatten the bump, break the branch, burn the log, fill the hole in the bottom of the sea
Because we need it like a hole in the sea.
See?
Originally posted by Phlabibitfamily guy.
5th place?!
A HOLE!
Who knows a game?
I know a game
Listen to it carefully
And follow after me
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole, there's a hole
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a log in the hole in the bottom of ...[text shortened]... e sea
Because we need it like a hole in the sea.
See?
BOO YA