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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Damn chickens have it coming I tell you.
I have predicted many times that chickens will some day take over the world. A revolt is coming, beware. Anything that is born and raised for the purpose of slaughter and be served on a plate will revolt someday. Fight you light ba$tards, fight! Anyway, I'm off to finish my drumsticks 😉

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Originally posted by PocketKings
I have predicted many times that chickens will some day take over the world. A revolt is coming, beware. Anything that is born and raised for the purpose of slaughter and be served on a plate will revolt someday. Fight you light ba$tards, fight! Anyway, I'm off to finish my drumsticks 😉
You fool, it's the squirrels that you have to be worried about. The chickens are simply cannon fodder in the Great Squirrel Uprising.

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Originally posted by mlprior
Have you ever seen boys on the playground?

They are ready for war when they come out of the womb!
True, that.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
I have predicted many times that chickens will some day take over the world. A revolt is coming, beware. Anything that is born and raised for the purpose of slaughter and be served on a plate will revolt someday. Fight you light ba$tards, fight! Anyway, I'm off to finish my drumsticks 😉
Then turn your attention to the swine. They're smarter, bigger and omnivorous.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You fool, it's the squirrels that you have to be worried about. The chickens are simply cannon fodder in the Great Squirrel Uprising.
City squirrels maybe, they are not scared of anything. The suburb and farmland squirrels run away from their own farts

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Originally posted by Mimor
Then turn your attention to the swine. They're smarter, bigger and omnivorous.
Pigs are too lazy and too content to wallow in their own filth. There is simply nothing a pig needs that would fuel a revolt. Squirrels yearn for world domination.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Pigs are too lazy and too content to wallow in their own filth. There is simply nothing a pig needs that would fuel a revolt. Squirrels yearn for world domination.
There's a poem in there somewhere... now, if only we had a resident poet...

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Pigs are too lazy and too content to wallow in their own filth. There is simply nothing a pig needs that would fuel a revolt. Squirrels yearn for world domination.
I'm telling you, the chickens are the ones to watch out for.

Squirrels, pfffft! If you can't remember where you buried an acorn two seconds ago, you have no chance for world domination.

Coming soon in place of all chickfila's: Humanfila - Opening day special: free HoH sandwhich

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Originally posted by rhb
There's a poem in there somewhere... now, if only we had a resident poet...
We certainly have some resident wanna-be poets around here

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Originally posted by PocketKings
I'm telling you, the chickens are the ones to watch out for.

Squirrels, pfffft! If you can't remember where you buried an acorn two seconds ago, you have no chance for world domination.

Coming soon in place of all chickfila's: Humanfila - Opening day special: free HoH sandwhich
You've obviously been lulled into a false sense of security by the Squirrel Conspiracy. Squirrel "Stupidity" is simply an act. For example, you often see squirrels run out into traffic. This is not simply suicidal stupidity, but, rather one of the final tests of a Squirrel Ninja. These same Squirrel Ninjas can eviscerate you with a simple flick of their furry rat tails. Let's see you survive running into 50+ mph traffic.

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Originally posted by mlprior
If men feel like they have to go to war to be MEN, I would rather they just go out back and chop some wood and slaughter a chicken for dinner. Same effect.

They still get to dominate and kill something and smash something apart. The only difference is it would be constructive as opposed to destructive.
Sorry, you have used all your available recommendations at this time.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You've obviously been lulled into a false sense of security by the Squirrel Conspiracy. Squirrel "Stupidity" is simply an act. For example, you often see squirrels run out into traffic. This is not simply suicidal stupidity, but, rather one of the final tests of a Squirrel Ninja. These same Squirrel Ninjas can eviscerate you with a simple flick of their furry rat tails. Let's see you survive running into 50+ mph traffic.
Frogger? 😉

What about walking on and biting into massively high voltage electrical wires?

Ok, you pick your best squirrel and I'll pick my best chicken and we can settle this the old fashioned way, death match. Winning idiotic animal will attempt world domination.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Frogger? 😉

What about walking on and biting into massively high voltage electrical wires?

Ok, you pick your best squirrel and I'll pick my best chicken and we can settle this the old fashioned way, death match. Winning idiotic animal will attempt world domination.
Seriously, you don't want any part of the Squirrel Stormtroopers. Once these suckers unleash hell, there's no turning back, there's no off-switch for the squirrel war machine.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Seriously, you don't want any part of the Squirrel Stormtroopers. Once these suckers unleash hell, there's no turning back, there's no off-switch for the squirrel war machine.
Apples and oranges my friend, don't knock my chickens until you have seen them whip your squirrels a$$

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Squirrels vs chickens?

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