09 Oct 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI have predicted many times that chickens will some day take over the world. A revolt is coming, beware. Anything that is born and raised for the purpose of slaughter and be served on a plate will revolt someday. Fight you light ba$tards, fight! Anyway, I'm off to finish my drumsticks 😉
Damn chickens have it coming I tell you.
09 Oct 07
Originally posted by PocketKingsYou fool, it's the squirrels that you have to be worried about. The chickens are simply cannon fodder in the Great Squirrel Uprising.
I have predicted many times that chickens will some day take over the world. A revolt is coming, beware. Anything that is born and raised for the purpose of slaughter and be served on a plate will revolt someday. Fight you light ba$tards, fight! Anyway, I'm off to finish my drumsticks 😉
09 Oct 07
Originally posted by PocketKingsThen turn your attention to the swine. They're smarter, bigger and omnivorous.
I have predicted many times that chickens will some day take over the world. A revolt is coming, beware. Anything that is born and raised for the purpose of slaughter and be served on a plate will revolt someday. Fight you light ba$tards, fight! Anyway, I'm off to finish my drumsticks 😉
10 Oct 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI'm telling you, the chickens are the ones to watch out for.
Pigs are too lazy and too content to wallow in their own filth. There is simply nothing a pig needs that would fuel a revolt. Squirrels yearn for world domination.
Squirrels, pfffft! If you can't remember where you buried an acorn two seconds ago, you have no chance for world domination.
Coming soon in place of all chickfila's: Humanfila - Opening day special: free HoH sandwhich
11 Oct 07
Originally posted by PocketKingsYou've obviously been lulled into a false sense of security by the Squirrel Conspiracy. Squirrel "Stupidity" is simply an act. For example, you often see squirrels run out into traffic. This is not simply suicidal stupidity, but, rather one of the final tests of a Squirrel Ninja. These same Squirrel Ninjas can eviscerate you with a simple flick of their furry rat tails. Let's see you survive running into 50+ mph traffic.
I'm telling you, the chickens are the ones to watch out for.
Squirrels, pfffft! If you can't remember where you buried an acorn two seconds ago, you have no chance for world domination.
Coming soon in place of all chickfila's: Humanfila - Opening day special: free HoH sandwhich
11 Oct 07
Originally posted by mlpriorSorry, you have used all your available recommendations at this time.
If men feel like they have to go to war to be MEN, I would rather they just go out back and chop some wood and slaughter a chicken for dinner. Same effect.
They still get to dominate and kill something and smash something apart. The only difference is it would be constructive as opposed to destructive.
11 Oct 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateFrogger? 😉
You've obviously been lulled into a false sense of security by the Squirrel Conspiracy. Squirrel "Stupidity" is simply an act. For example, you often see squirrels run out into traffic. This is not simply suicidal stupidity, but, rather one of the final tests of a Squirrel Ninja. These same Squirrel Ninjas can eviscerate you with a simple flick of their furry rat tails. Let's see you survive running into 50+ mph traffic.
What about walking on and biting into massively high voltage electrical wires?
Ok, you pick your best squirrel and I'll pick my best chicken and we can settle this the old fashioned way, death match. Winning idiotic animal will attempt world domination.
11 Oct 07
Originally posted by PocketKingsSeriously, you don't want any part of the Squirrel Stormtroopers. Once these suckers unleash hell, there's no turning back, there's no off-switch for the squirrel war machine.
Frogger? 😉
What about walking on and biting into massively high voltage electrical wires?
Ok, you pick your best squirrel and I'll pick my best chicken and we can settle this the old fashioned way, death match. Winning idiotic animal will attempt world domination.
11 Oct 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateApples and oranges my friend, don't knock my chickens until you have seen them whip your squirrels a$$
Seriously, you don't want any part of the Squirrel Stormtroopers. Once these suckers unleash hell, there's no turning back, there's no off-switch for the squirrel war machine.