@the-gravedigger saidDid you ever see the alternate explanation for that movie where they say the crazy delusional one was the wife/mom?
Jack Torrance, The Shining.
14 Dec 21
@divegeester saidI have a matched pair of Glocks that would look awesome in thigh holsters.
Definitely with a pair of drawn Magnums though!
I could get away with a Lara Croft cosplay costume, but I'd have to find some realistic-looking fake guns. I'm also 4" shorter than Jolie. 🙁
14 Dec 21
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@divegeester saidI looked it up and in the movies, Jolie had 9mm Heckler & Koch USP Match pistols with stainless steel slides.
Definitely with a pair of drawn Magnums though!
The magnums were a great choice in the video games, though.
14 Dec 21
@divegeester saidIs that a Magnum in your shorts or are you just ..................
But what size shorts did she wear?
15 Dec 21
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@divegeester saidI'm guessing size 4.
But what size shorts did she wear?
She's a dress size 4, at 5'7".
Old Navy has a whole line of low-rise cargo shorts that would be perfect.
24 Dec 21
PS According to Jolie, she was a 36C at the time she made the movie (dunno what she is now, after reconstructive surgery), whereas cartoon Lara was supposed to be a 36D (or maybe DD). One of the reasons cartoon Lara's boobs look so disproportionately large is her impossibly tiny, wasplike waist.
24 Dec 21
@contenchess saidanton chigurh
What movie character resembles you the most?
and that character resembles me, rather than the other way around
24 Dec 21
@rookie54 saidThe scene in the gas station is a classic.
anton chigurh
and that character resembles me, rather than the other way around
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24 Dec 21
@gambrel saidI had you down as 'Bill the Butcher' from Gangs of New York.
I'm kind of a cross between Snake Plisskin and Steve Martin in The Jerk.