14 Aug 22
@kevin-eleven saidThis could be a dude you have just picked up.
A collection of some kind (Legos, Star Wars, stamps) would be a step above and of course might indicate they have at least a little excess income.
EDIT 2: But really, some fundamental requirements for me would be: nice face, nice voice, nice legs, seems decent (veiny arms and nice abs would be plusses, of course)
Proceed with extreme caution.
Especially if she is a 9 or 10 and is chilled out.
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@the-gravedigger saidI'm only into guys (by observation and experience, not by any artificial principle), but that sounds like good general advice.
Go back to her place.
If she doesn't have kids stroke her cat then kick the soft toys off the bed and get down to business.
I get along well with both cats and dogs, but prefer cats. Dogs are too needy and loud.
With a true lover any moment, whether proximal or distant, can be the business.
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14 Aug 22
@the-gravedigger saidI'm sure you will catch up eventually. 😉
This could be a dude you have just picked up.
Proceed with extreme caution.
Especially if she is a 9 or 10 and is chilled out.
@kevin-eleven saidLies are the new truth. (Seemingly.)
Why can't people be more direct?
"Hi! I'm kind of attracted to you, but in a place like this there's a 95% chance you're either an insecure narcissist or a cold-hearted predator. Are you either one of those? Don't expect me to trust you, but I might."
"Well, hey there. 10:30 AM on a Sunday morning and we're still at a night club. Perhaps we were destined to meet?" ...[text shortened]... not trying to overcompensate for my internal desperation by intentionally going slow and easy here."
My barometer is how quickly and how easily they lie.
@kevin-eleven saidHeard that, too.
Don't you worry 'bout a thing.
That's usually about the time the worrying starts.
16 Aug 22
@kevin-eleven saidJoan Jett songs are more true than not.
Pretty sure I don't want to live or play in the same game-world as people who use "lines".
In some cases I imagine just "hey" or a look and a smile would be much better than a line.
16 Aug 22
@great-big-stees saidSo, it’ll be a desert wine for you then.
It is. I prefer “dry” wines.👍
16 Aug 22
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Elephant ear souflé, please. The left ear, and fresh. Plus a side order of all purpose porpoise puss, aged in oak casks, 12 yrs minimum. Sparkling water, with a twist of lemon harvested by a barefooted virgin Indonesian girl. Do you take American Express ?
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16 Aug 22
@moonbus saidI do hope you're talking about the vegetable, not about an endangered species of macrofauna.
@Kevin-Eleven
Elephant ear souflé, please.
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17 Aug 22
@moonbus saidCommerce laws be damned. Some customers are just too damned difficult to deal with.
@Kevin-Eleven
Elephant ear souflé, please. The left ear, and fresh. Plus a side order of all purpose porpoise puss, aged in oak casks, 12 yrs minimum. Sparkling water, with a twist of lemon harvested by a barefooted virgin Indonesian girl. Do you take American Express ?
But I'll see what I can do.
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18 Aug 22
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@moonbus saidLuckily, even though the diner doesn't have an alcohol license, the food engineers at Neoguri have come up with desert-wine packets, which I am legally allowed to sell.
So, it’ll be a desert wine for you then.
The customers would have to provide their own alcohol and water to mix with the powder, but they still need to take it off-premises.