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@cheesemaster said
Not sure why great big stees is talking golf.

The courses around Niagara region are crap.
They should be world class considering it is a tourist destination.

They do have a dinosaur mini putt at the Falls though 🤔
talk to trump
he can fix anything
except the white house toilet which he said must be flushed several times
poor Melania
her eyes have seen things beyond disgusting
maybe she keeps them closed
I don't know
I really need a drink now

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I'll have what lemondroop is having 🤔

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@cheesemaster said
Not sure why great big stees is talking golf.

The courses around Niagara region are crap.
They should be world class considering it is a tourist destination.

They do have a dinosaur mini putt at the Falls though 🤔
that's *better* than golf.

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Mini Putt?

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I just thought of a new sport
combining golf and boxing
after each hole you would have a round of boxing
I think the heavy punchers would have an advantage
mike tyson would have been awesome
a new scoring system would have to be created though

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it could be called Gloxing

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Pfft...that's lame and chess boxing never took off.

My sport is better.

Take downhill skiing and hockey and mix them.

So you have a mountain covered in ice and dudes with nothing but skates on have to make it to the bottom.

First one wins.
Hits and violence are allowed.
No stick or puck.
Just skates.

I just need a name 🤔

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Obviously I'm drunk. 😒

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I like it
sounds like there could be some fatalities

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@lemondrop said
I like it
sounds like there could be some fatalities
Just part of the sport.

Heroes die.

"The Blood of Heroes"

(Shout out to Rutger Hauer and Joan Chen movie)

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@cheesemaster said
Pfft...that's lame and chess boxing never took off.

My sport is better.

Take downhill skiing and hockey and mix them.

So you have a mountain covered in ice and dudes with nothing but skates on have to make it to the bottom.

First one wins.
Hits and violence are allowed.
No stick or puck.
Just skates.

I just need a name 🤔
sounds more like mountain roller derby

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Exactly!
But with a mountain and ice and skates you're looking at speeds that can kill.

I just need a name? 🤔

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@cheesemaster said
Exactly!
But with a mountain and ice and skates you're looking at speeds that can kill.

I just need a name? 🤔
down hill roller derby

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