The RHP Tavern on the Board is open

@torunn said
Thank you, a glass of sparkling rosé please, Rotari perhaps?

@great-big-stees said
No sooner said than done.🍷 Some cheese too?🧀

@torunn said
Gruyère or brie please

@torunn said
Gruyère or brie please

@great-big-stees said
A lady with undeniable taste. That’s why she was asked to help out here and, BTW is doing yeoman service.😁👍 I think a pay raise would be appropriate.😉

@torunn said
A pay raise would be in order. 🙂

@great-big-stees said
The bottom line has never been particularly “good” but I’m sure we can come up with something that will satisfy you.🤔😉👍

@very-rusty said
Or, she may lower her taste expectations. 🙂 Unless of course she can afford 20-25 a pound.

-VR

@torunn said
I expect the very best - crème de la crème.

Who the whirl is Gertrude?

@gambrel said
Who the whirl is Gertrude?

@torunn said
She drops in now and then - she may be a business representative, an air hostess or homeless...? Maybe we should inquire next time she comes around.

@great-big-stees said
Actually Gertrude is my sister…from a different mother.🤔😲😉

@torunn said
Your half-sister, from a different mother. Fancy that. 🙂 Does she talk half as much as you do? 🙂

@great-big-stees said
Unfortunately when she was working for CISIS she was captured by the North Koreans and tortured for not giving them the secret recipe for Poutine. As a result the surgically, under anesthetic, removed her tongue thus making it impossible to speak. The Swine even removed 3 fingers from each of her hands too. I spent years trying to track down the people responsible but as of now have been unsuccessful. Can anyone help me in my quest for vengeance?🤔🤞