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Hahaha! Yes they do, sir. Yes they do. 😉

@kevin-eleven said
Hahaha! Yes they do, sir. Yes they do. 😉

I tried making a reservation and got a recording saying our hours of operation are from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. Monday to Friday. Hmmmmm…doesn’t sound like 247.😡

@great-big-stees said
I tried making a reservation and got a recording saying our hours of operation are from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. Monday to Friday. Hmmmmm…doesn’t sound like 247.😡

<takes Stees aside>
Don't worry, Uncle -- I'll vouch for you. 😉

@kevin-eleven said
<takes Stees aside>
Don't worry, Uncle -- I'll vouch for you. 😉

Ya right. You gunna give me a voucher for what…a free beer?😡🍺

@great-big-stees said
Ya right. You gunna give me a voucher for what…a free beer?😡🍺

Hwell! That's gratitude for you. But I forgive you nevertheless, Dear Uncle Stees.

Just trying to help you reclaim your rightful place in the Tavern, and just so you know, I would have done the same even if Uncle Bvlgari had just stayed out of it.

Hmm. Sorry about this, Uncle Bvlgari. Please let us say that your intentions were obviously more kind than controlling, and that my reasons for declining your gifts would be my business and no-one else's. I do appreciate your offer nonetheless. 🙏🏻

@kevin-eleven said
Hwell! That's gratitude for you. But I forgive you nevertheless, Dear Uncle Stees.

Just trying to help you reclaim your rightful place in the Tavern, and just so you know, I would have done the same even if Uncle Bvlgari had just stayed out of it.

Hmm. Sorry about this, Uncle Bvlgari. Please let us say that your intentions were obviously more kind than controlling, ...[text shortened]... lining your gifts would be my business and no-one else's. I do appreciate your offer nonetheless. 🙏🏻

My dear nephew, I accept your forgiveness with some…well…concern because you have never been the type to forgive so I am wondering if you are, indeed, my nephew at all but perhaps an alien who has taken over my nephews body.🤔😡🛸

@great-big-stees said
My dear nephew, I accept your forgiveness with some…well…concern because you have never been the type to forgive so I am wondering if you are, indeed, my nephew at all but perhaps an alien who has taken over my nephews body.🤔😡🛸

Be aware of those claiming to be related, get a DNA. 🙂

-VR

@very-rusty said
Be aware of those claiming to be related, get a DNA. 🙂

-VR

DNA? “Don’t Nephews Account”?🤔 As he, my nephew, has decided not to account for his resistance to take the test, I must surmise that he isn’t a relative.😡 Now who, aside from my phoney nephew, wants a drink or food?

@great-big-stees said
DNA? “Don’t Nephews Account”?🤔 As he, my nephew, has decided not to account for his resistance to take the test, I must surmise that he isn’t a relative.😡 Now who, aside from my phoney nephew, wants a drink or food?

My old friend, if I might have a Green Tea with a sprinkle of lemon juice that would be nice.

-VR

@very-rusty said
My old friend, if I might have a Green Tea with a sprinkle of lemon juice that would be nice.

-VR

You certainly are steadfast in your choice of drink. Remember it’s the tree that bends with the wind that lasts. How ‘bout you try, maybe a “Mocktail”.🤔👍

@great-big-stees said
You certainly are steadfast in your choice of drink. Remember it’s the tree that bends with the wind that lasts. How ‘bout you try, maybe a “Mocktail”.🤔👍

No thanks, I get enough of that in the forums! 🙂

I know it contains no alcohol, you see where I went there? 🙂

-VR

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As with all requests here at the Tavern, if we are “out of something” we offer, a temporary alternative. Will this do? 🍓