01 Nov 20
@ghost-of-a-duke saidAh yes. I must report this to our prinser.
But sir, I am perpetually wrapped in pretensions.
01 Nov 20
@great-big-stees saidAre you sure that was the word you were looking for? Or could it have been pinterest?
Ah yes. I must report this to our prinser.
-VR
01 Nov 20
@great-big-stees saidCould you please hand me a cup of tea before attacking the lengthy paperwork?
Ah yes. I must report this to our prinser.
01 Nov 20
@ghost-of-a-duke saidIf you were at the one down the street you'd have your pickles or pickled eggs. 🙂
Why aren't there any pickles on the bar?
What kind of joint is this?!
-VR
02 Nov 20
@ghost-of-a-duke saidOK, look...I have only two hands and with the number of patrons in here it's sometimes, a wee bit, hard to keep up. I ask, in the most respectful way that you hang on for a sec and I will get a new jar from the fridge. In the meantime, here, have some assorted nuts, I'll be right back.........JEEZE.
Why aren't there any pickles on the bar?
What kind of joint is this?!
@great-big-stees saidI feel as though I have been mauled
But of course. Poodle, right?
your 50 cents a gallon beer please
and a couple of Excedrin
@great-big-stees saidExcuses, always excuses... no wonder you have a hard time keeping up. 🙂
OK, look...I have only two hands and with the number of patrons in here it's sometimes, a wee bit, hard to keep up. I ask, in the most respectful way that you hang on for a sec and I will get a new jar from the fridge. In the meantime, here, have some assorted nuts, I'll be right back.........JEEZE.
02 Nov 20
@great-big-stees saidI see some frustration already, may not be the job for you! 😉
OK, look...I have only two hands and with the number of patrons in here it's sometimes, a wee bit, hard to keep up. I ask, in the most respectful way that you hang on for a sec and I will get a new jar from the fridge. In the meantime, here, have some assorted nuts, I'll be right back.........JEEZE.
-VR
@very-rusty saidWell I have to admit that I thought, when I decided to help, while the "real" barkeep took their break, that this would be an easy job. Boy was I wrong but as with anything I do I will persevere and "conquer" this mountain. Anyone seen Jennifer? She should be back by now, eh? Lemon. Can you do me a favour and check the back patio? I think that's where she went for her smoke.
I see some frustration already, may not be the job for you! 😉
-VR
@great-big-stees saidMore excuses... and what about my caffe latte, extra strong...? I'm sure it's left cold somewhere.
Well I have to admit that I thought, when I decided to help, while the "real" barkeep took their break, that this would be an easy job. Boy was I wrong but as with anything I do I will persevere and "conquer" this mountain. Anyone seen Jennifer? She should be back by now, eh? Lemon. Can you do me a favour and check the back patio? I think that's where she went for her smoke.
@torunn saidOh. So you think this is a "walk in the park" do you? Here you step back here for a bit while I go to the washroom. Watch out for VR, he thinks he's a "ladies man". Bon chance.
Excuses, always excuses... no wonder you have a hard time keeping up. 🙂
@great-big-stees saidsend the old indian
Well I have to admit that I thought, when I decided to help, while the "real" barkeep took their break, that this would be an easy job. Boy was I wrong but as with anything I do I will persevere and "conquer" this mountain. Anyone seen Jennifer? She should be back by now, eh? Lemon. Can you do me a favour and check the back patio? I think that's where she went for her smoke.