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This thread is about nothing.

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Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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I need new shoes.

I don't like these ones 😒

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They never have my size.

No matter where I go they never have my size.

It's a curse. 😒

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Just one time I'd like a store to have my size.

Is that too much to ask?!

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(I like George) 😉

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@gambrel said
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Beat me to it!

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@contenchess said
I need new shoes.

I don't like these ones 😒
me to, wide fit uk 12s, last pair was from m&s £80 4 years back the leather is looking a bit scruffy.

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@badradger said
me to, wide fit uk 12s, last pair was from m&s £80 4 years back the leather is looking a bit scruffy.
For all your fat arse gets out of his chair im sure they'll do you another couple of years 😜

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@contenchess said
(I like George) 😉
A person of impeccable fashion sense/taste.👍

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@trev33 said
For all your fat arse gets out of his chair im sure they'll do you another couple of years 😜
You guys are really good friends...right?🤔

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@trev33 said
For all your fat arse gets out of his chair im sure they'll do you another couple of years 😜
I could do with a broader seat, alas I do have to get my lumbering fat ass up a few times a day for a piss & breakfast,lunch,dinner , supper, snacks, booze & bed do like a walk down to the bookies after lunch to put a bet on the ge-ges and grab a couple of pints or 3, I really need new shoes for all the funerals I will be going to they are dropping like flies around middlesbrough.

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@great-big-stees said
You guys are really good friends...right?🤔
stees I dont think I have ever conversed with him he may be in cahoots with Dive.

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@badradger said
I could do with a broader seat, alas I do have to get my lumbering fat ass up a few times a day for a piss & breakfast,lunch,dinner , supper, snacks, booze & bed do like a walk down to the bookies after lunch to put a bet on the ge-ges and grab a couple of pints or 3, I really need new shoes for all the funerals I will be going to they are dropping like flies around middlesbrough.
Think you said you were married, she doesn’t bring you your meals? Could always have a bucket beside the chair for pissing etc, get her to empty it... bookies can be replaced by an app and can have the pints while sitting in the chair 🤣

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