Originally posted by colleman😵 Yeah I know that one.
This one caught me off guard and I snorted beer down my nose!
What is an Australian's idea of foreplay?
"Brace yourself Sheila!"
I've pulled my "Penguin Book of Australian Jokes" off the shelf now. Better put your beer down, mate.
I'm off to bed, so I'm afraid you'll have to settle for the best one off the first random page I opened. By pure luck, it happens to be devoid of swear words.
Paul Keating* entered a pub with a pig on a leash. He ordered two beers, one for him and one for the pig. After a couple of rounds, the barman's curiosity got the better of him.
"Where did you get him?" he asked. "I won him in a raffle" replied the pig.
*Australian PM before our current short one with the glasses.
Originally posted by ncrosbyOne needs to know that in most English speaking countries the word 'bird' has two meanings.
Team 1, don't take this as an inablity of me being a good team member please!
But...I don't get it...
ncrosby🙂
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=bird
See '6.', british slang. 😵
There is no team like the best team which is our team right here!
We will show you we're the best team in the very surviing game right here!
And in no time we'll be big time with the big time survivor stars!
For all we have to do is win this one big game and we be the survivor All-Stars!!!!!!!
Yay for my team!!!!!!!!
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