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for me, it's cruising naked (except for crocodile leather cowboy boots, gun belt and ten-gallon hat) and smeared all over with orange breakfast marmalade down the autobahn at 209kph in a crimson Ferrari 599 GTB, my faced buried in a muffin smeared with pate de foie gras and ripe figs, while getting a Thai massage from an Albanian midget pole dancer, with dub reggae blasting out of the stereo, a fleet of Apache attack choppers keeping pace overhead as they blare out The Ride of the Valkyries at deafening volume, and a leopard-skin clad Marilyn Monroe look-a-like in the passenger seat singing 'happy Birthday, Mr. Blackamp'.

what's yours?

Seitse
Doug Stanhope

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Cure a hangover with the ice-cube-up-butte* technique.

* For more details see duecer's Thread 127035

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Originally posted by Blackamp
for me, it's cruising naked (except for crocodile leather cowboy boots, gun belt and ten-gallon hat) and smeared all over with orange breakfast marmalade down the autobahn at 209kph in a crimson Ferrari 599 GTB, my faced buried in a muffin smeared with pate de foie gras and ripe figs, while getting a Thai massage from an Albanian midget pole dancer, with du ...[text shortened]... e look-a-like in the passenger seat singing 'happy Birthday, Mr. Blackamp'.

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*twiddles wheel wrench*

duecer
anybody seen my

underpants??

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Originally posted by Blackamp
for me, it's cruising naked (except for crocodile leather cowboy boots, gun belt and ten-gallon hat) and smeared all over with orange breakfast marmalade down the autobahn at 209kph in a crimson Ferrari 599 GTB, my faced buried in a muffin smeared with pate de foie gras and ripe figs, while getting a Thai massage from an Albanian midget pole dancer, with du ...[text shortened]... e look-a-like in the passenger seat singing 'happy Birthday, Mr. Blackamp'.

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Being an Albanian midget pole dancer 😛

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Funny, I used to dream of joining the Self-Blinded Monks
of the Shaolin Temple in order to learn from them the art
of fighting with my bare hands the white tigers wandering
around their monastery.

Grampy Bobby
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One of the ancient philosophers observed that education involves

also learning to feel pain and/or pleasure about the right things.



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Does the shoe fit?

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Is that the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
One of the ancient philosophers observed that education involves

also learning to feel pain and/or pleasure about the right things.



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🙂

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You said it, either it is the truth or a lie, or your idea of funny, only you know!

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