@lemondrop saidI'm ready anytime! 😉
god has his finger on the extinction button
hope he goes with it
-VR
24 Mar 21
The universe is 13.8 billion years old.
When the doctor tells you you have cancer and 6 months to live relax.
Before you were born you were dead for nearly 14 billion years and that didn't
bother you.
So being dead again for a few more billion years should not bother you either.
And who knows.
If you come back, you might marry a girl called Helen and have 2 kids called called Edith and Keith just like last time. And get your old job back repairing photo copiers,.
24 Mar 21
@the-gravedigger saidIf reincarnation leads to more people repairing photocopiers then there was no evidence of reincarnation anywhere I ever worked. You don't meet so many Ediths or Keiths either. Maybe this really isn't a rehearsal.
The universe is 13.8 billion years old.
When the doctor tells you you have cancer and 6 months to live relax.
Before you were born you were dead for nearly 14 billion years and that didn't
bother you.
So being dead again for a few more billion years should not bother you either.
And who knows.
If you come back, you might marry a girl called Helen and have 2 kid ...[text shortened]... lled called Edith and Keith just like last time. And get your old job back repairing photo copiers,.
24 Mar 21
@relentless-red saidPoint taken.
If reincarnation leads to more people repairing photocopiers then there was no evidence of reincarnation anywhere I ever worked. You don't meet so many Ediths or Keiths either. Maybe this really isn't a rehearsal.
Your kids might be called Tammy and Roger. Your job might be removing Boy Scouts from horses hooves.
Just don't fear death as you have been there before.
24 Mar 21
@lemondrop saidi own the patent to the serum of life youth elixir
you will be gone
spaceship earth will also go
I'm watching how the universe works
and it's not working for you
with the aid of this snake oil, i plan on living forever, if of course we aren't all pulverized into cosmic dust by yonder comet there
just like being 26 again
me, i go all the way back to twelve just because
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@lemondrop saidI'm going to live forever. I just haven't yet worked out all the logistics.
you will be gone
spaceship earth will also go
I'm watching how the universe works
and it's not working for you
24 Mar 21
@the-gravedigger saidthere will always be a need for a gravedigger
The universe is 13.8 billion years old.
When the doctor tells you you have cancer and 6 months to live relax.
Before you were born you were dead for nearly 14 billion years and that didn't
bother you.
So being dead again for a few more billion years should not bother you either.
And who knows.
If you come back, you might marry a girl called Helen and have 2 kid ...[text shortened]... lled called Edith and Keith just like last time. And get your old job back repairing photo copiers,.
they have probably dug their own graves for eons
24 Mar 21
@lemondrop saidWell, a step up from a lemon! 😉
I'll come back as a duck quaking some gospel and gathering a following on some distant star system
-VR
24 Mar 21
@lemondrop saidAll you have to do is tell folks they can't take it with them.
I'll come back as a duck quaking some gospel and gathering a following on some distant star system
But giving it to you is like sending it on ahead.
You will soon have enough Shekels to run your own space fleet.
Nice post by the way.