09 Nov 09
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyFresh air, sleeping with the windows open: otherwise his night farts would stifle him. hmmm, how ironic would that be?
Few A-List things I totally fergate to include... Fresh air, sleeping with the windows open, finding cold parts on the sheets, relaxed
conversation (casual or intense), surprises (pleasant or unpleasant), making new friends in unusual venues. Time for bed. Niterz.
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finding cold parts on the sheets: they're the bits that weren't warmed up when he wet the bed.
relaxed conversation (casual or intense): conversations are relaxed or intense, but not both at the same time.
surprises (pleasant or unpleasant): really? you like unpleasant surprises?
making new friends in unusual venues: like, the public toilet block.
Time for bed: translation: i'm going to jack off over pictures of dying soldiers now.
Niterz: translation: see, i know the hip vernacular, you young whippersnappers.
09 Nov 09
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REPORT CARD
FOOD, TIM C.
3RD GRADE
ARITHMETIC- C-
ENGLISH-B+
SOCIAL STUDIES-C
GEOGRAPHY-C-
PHYSICAL EDUCATION-F
SCIENCE-F
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS-F
SOCIAL SKILLS-I
Dear Mrs. Food
Please get young Master Timmy some professional help.
I am concerned by his anti-social behavior. His only mate
seems to be a young Master Hand, who spends his time
looking up young girl's frocks, bullying other children,
and taking their lunch money.
I am afraid if he doesn't get help, he may wind up in jail,
or worse yet, an internet forum moderator!
Mrs. McTavish
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09 Nov 09
Originally posted by Grampy Bobbydon't mess with ants.
The fascination and panorama of industrious ants, easy in the harness and full of energy, obeying orders and doing their daily thing
at the colony's latest hill; sudden demands of unforseen circumstance and harsh weather; phones rings in the wee hours.
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09 Nov 09
Originally posted by Grampy Bobbynot bad. full marks for the contorted language, but i believe you've lapsed into self-parody. this is more like someone spoofing GB than GB himself.
The fascination and panorama of industrious ants, easy in the harness and full of energy, obeying orders and doing their daily thing
at the colony's latest hill; sudden demands of unforseen circumstance and harsh weather; phones rings in the wee hours.
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09 Nov 09
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... speaking truth with ease and confidence to power; cradling hurt, misery and grief with simpatico; finding bright pennies
(once in a blue moon a crisp twenty dollar bill) on the sidewalk. Last such find was in CO well before Evelyn's departure.
And the poetry implicit in a farmer or homeowner's decision to prune the wannabe branches beneath the legitimate limbs.
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