13 Jul 05
Originally posted by RookRAKwalk up slowly, drop the mouse and take three steps backwords. Take power cord and yank from wall. Wow it is all gone.
Please forgive my naivete - It's my first visit to the big time world of internet chess. Luckily mom warned me to stay out of the really seedy places like the spirituality forum (at least after dark). I've heard tales of SVM, but always thought he was just an urban legend. Do you mean he really exists? I'm frightened. I don't care if I ever get my games back - I just want to get out of here.
13 Jul 05
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Originally posted by RookRAKIt's worse than that. If he'd use a mellow "M", that would at least show some decency. But he turned it around and uses a wicked "W". Run and hide!
I've heard tales of SVM, but always thought he was just an urban legend. Do you mean he really exists?
AND ONE VERY VERY IMPORTANT THING:
Don't come back to this thread! This thread is more dangerous than all the rest of this site! I am sure your games wouldn't have disappeared if you hadn't been around in this thread. And that's just the start.
13 Jul 05
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Originally posted by NordlysYou should have realisd by now that the curse activates on the first visit. In that sense, this thread is more addictive than heroin. Worse, every new post creates more space for people to lose themselves in. Go on, take a walk outside this comfortable lighted area...You might notice that space-time is curving a little...suggestively? The shadows beckon? The 14 Lost Tribes snigger in the darkness...waiting for you to come to them.
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Don't come back to this thread!
Edit: I'm running scared--I just saw a troupe of post-modernists leaping and prancing in this direction...this self-reflexive thread has got them really turned on!
13 Jul 05
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Originally posted by RookRAKOh yeah , sonny boy , he's real . He wanders the woods of the debate forums at quarter phases of the moon , all night . He can take off the head of a nonsub and devour his brains in 30 seconds . Some say that if a subscriber who has no clan faces him directly , he turns into a pilar of saltpeter . His terrible howls of "SNNAAARRK!!!" and "COMMMMMIIIEE!!" can be heard all night into the wee hours as he rages like a damned soul , his breath reeking of gin and Colt45 , and Totino's frozen pizza .
Please forgive my naivete - It's my first visit to the big time world of internet chess. Luckily mom warned me to stay out of the really seedy places like the spirituality forum (at least after dark). I've heard tales of SVM, but always t ...[text shortened]... care if I ever get my games back - I just want to get out of here.
I know because I've seen him and lived to tell the tale . Though it turned my hair white overnight , and sometimes I still wake up at night screaming , I think I shall never forget it as long as I live .
He's there all right . Hope it all stays as urban legend , laddie . For if you noticed , I said he mostly wanders the debate forum , and mostly at quater phases .....mostly . He's been seen and heard elsewhere occasionally . Pray it stays a myth as far as your little thread , boy ......because some 'say' , he might have multiple accounts and actually live amoung us by day ! MUHHHAH-Hahaaahaaaa....
13 Jul 05
Originally posted by ark13They all got scared. And they have all reason to be scared. I really advise you all to stay away from this thread. HORRIBLE things will happen if you don't. 😲😲😲 Soon you won't care whether the thread dies or not, you will wish you would be dead yourself because you can't bear it anymore. It's like hell, just worse.
You know where I found this thread? Huh people? 😠 At the bottom of page 1! Is that any way for us to behave? I'm ashamed of all of you.
Now that I have scared everybody away, this thread can finally die in peace.
13 Jul 05
I wonder if anyone noticed that blindcheesecake was spamming threads in the wee hours of last night and managed to get the last word (so far) in at least a half dozen that are dieing on the vine on page 2.... Can't let him get 6 in a row, can you? That'll give him a big leg up on the July competitors....
13 Jul 05
Originally posted by The PlumberWhat are you doing in here??? 😲😲😲
I wonder if anyone noticed that blindcheesecake was spamming threads in the wee hours of last night and managed to get the last word (so far) in at least a half dozen that are dieing on the vine on page 2.... Can't let him get 6 in a row, can you? That'll give him a big leg up on the July competitors....
13 Jul 05
Originally posted by NordlysShreading the viel of secrecy on an evil plot to hijack the thread killing championship . I think it's a selfless act of public service The Plumber's done here . Plumber , good work , you may now rest from this selfless struggle . Well done . No need to post here again .
What are you doing in here??? 😲😲😲
13 Jul 05
Originally posted by Moldy CrowThanks, Moldy. I shan't...
Shreading the viel of secrecy on an evil plot to hijack the thread killing championship . I think it's a selfless act of public service The Plumber's done here . Plumber , good work , you may now rest from this selfless struggle . Well done . No need to post here again .
...today. 😉
13 Jul 05
Originally posted by NordlysI know I'm scared. I just want to go home.
They all got scared. And they have all reason to be scared. I really advise you all to stay away from this thread. HORRIBLE things will happen if you don't. 😲😲😲 Soon you won't care whether the thread dies or not, you will wish you would be dead yourself because you can't bear it anymore. It's like hell, just worse.
Now that I have scared everybody away, this thread can finally die in peace.
Anyone know someplace I can sell recs to get bus fare home?