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Ragnorak
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Originally posted by Nordlys
Back off!!! 😠
Business is business, loser.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Business is business, loser.

; D
Just for your information, I have contract killers at my service, too. 😉

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
[b]Act now! You too can boost your rating! For a limited time and for a rock bottom price I will throw games to boost your rating! No need for complicated and expensive Chess programs, just send check or money order to Hand of Hecate, care of RHP!

As you can see by my mediocre rating, I have successfully been throwing games and boosti ...[text shortened]... like I can. Smack talk will be provided for a $0.01 charge per word.

Act now losers.[/b]
please go away, russ should shut you down... I would not accept your stupid offer if it was free, I would rather be rated a 500 than to have gained my score by cheating. NO CHEATING!!!

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Originally posted by blindcheesecake
please go away, russ should shut you down... I would not accept your stupid offer if it was free, I would rather be rated a 500 than to have gained my score by cheating. NO CHEATING!!!
Calm down and have a squid muffin... you obviously need to be put into my twelve step 'How to Have a Sense of Humor' program. Plus by looking at your rating, I'm surprised your opponents aren't throwing games because they feel sorry for you.

Muffin are muffins, loser.

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I'll make you an offer you cannot refuse. I'll exchange my wife for 5 wins.

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Originally posted by jamjamjoe
I'll make you an offer you cannot refuse. I'll exchange my wife for 5 wins.
To quote bowmann... "Is she any good?"

Bosse de Nage
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I belong to an economic community that operates by means of barter. What sort of commodities would you be interested in other than cash?

Bosse de Nage
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And, are you able to get players other than yourself to throw games? My new inflated rating will elicit noone's respect if all my recent games are against you.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
To quote bowmann... "Is she any good?"
lmao you are in a win win situation there ...you lose the wife and get five wins..... excellent.....

Moldy Crow
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Originally posted by fiesta
lmao you are in a win win situation there ...you lose the wife and get five wins..... excellent.....
If only it were that easy ....if only.....

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
And, are you able to get players other than yourself to throw games? My new inflated rating will elicit noone's respect if all my recent games are against you.
I have a coalition that will throw games. I can't reveal their names... we're professionals after all and we don't want to make it obvious that we are boosting your rating artifically.

Moldy Crow
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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have a coalition that will throw games. I can't reveal their names... we're professionals after all and we don't want to make it obvious that we are boosting your rating artifically.
It's not artificial . They payed for it , and therefore earned it . That's the American way , dammit ! What's good for capitalism , is good for America , and what's good for America is good for the international community , and what's good for the larger international community MUST be good for this part of the international community . See , it all trickles down for the greater good of all . I think you're a great patriot and philanthropist , HoH .

Moldy Crow
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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I have a coalition that will throw games. I can't reveal their names... we're professionals after all and we don't want to make it obvious that we are boosting your rating artifically.
PS - How did you get 100+ recs you cheating rec whore ?

Amaurote
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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
we're professionals after all
Is it a family business?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
PS - How did you get 100+ recs you cheating rec whore ?
I've been showing a little leg now and again and the recs pour in. Actually my sage wisdom is valued by the young and the old alike.

edit: Seriously whats wrong with you people recing the disturbed shizit I spew into the forums?!

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